were talking about the last jedi

oh is that the one where she flies in space and the pink hair and letting the animals go free?

yeap

and the entire build up of the first one was just kinda thrown out?

***LAST JEDI SUUUUCCS***

pretty much

oh, ya, i didn't like that one either.

Man everyone got hit hard by Stan Lee's death

How is the First Order still a thing after their ENTIRE BASE fucking rekt?

F

Even ignoring all of the core rules of the universe they destroyed

It's like Resident Evil all over again.

thought it was just cuz i was a racist and sexist, cuz the black dude and oriental girl parts kinda made me want to kill myself.

First movie was good, but the second movie was horrid.

What you didnt like the plumber comissar?

CONTACT LEFT

"I work on pipes and stun people who try to desert" Just an average non conventionally attractive member of the resistance

@Phalynx cuz muh socialist space

Also, why would the New Republic only have control of three planets and NOT HAVE A MILITARY?

"Im going to break the laws of physics and stop a beautiful storyline from coming to a satisfying conclusion so I can get off a cheesy one liner that makes no sense"

It wasnt there, it was many more than that

But they blew up the core systems of the republic

Its similar to blowing up DC, NY, LA and Chicago with nukes

Making the country a better place?

Right...

Wouldnt end the nation, but it would cripple it and kill a lot of people

what sjw stuff was in solo? It was quite lifelike.. guy loves a women.. does everything to try an save her.. she stabs him in the back the first time she believe she didn't need him. Very life like lol

Though now you see why disney had to throw the existing lore out

If the new republic has a military and the remnants of the empire eventually make peace with them, the entire storyline becomes stupid

Yeaah

"Why not have the First Order become powerful again for no reason?" "Genius, Kathleen..."

Lets be honest, they should have either A

Old Republic Timeline

Or B

A much farther future

Without the OGs

too bad, ogs are still alive in the most modern starwars stuff

Rip stan lee

Option C: Obi Wan takes Ben Solo to family therapy before the events of The Force Awakens.

people forget how fast history moves in starwars

the clone wars lasted less than 5 years