Message from @Rabbi Shekels
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"Why not have the First Order become powerful again for no reason?" "Genius, Kathleen..."
Lets be honest, they should have either A
Old Republic Timeline
Or B
A much farther future
Without the OGs
too bad, ogs are still alive in the most modern starwars stuff
Rip stan lee
Option C: Obi Wan takes Ben Solo to family therapy before the events of The Force Awakens.
people forget how fast history moves in starwars
the clone wars lasted less than 5 years
Empire only lasts for 23 years
The New Republic only lasts 30 years.
Year and a Half On screen time
well they threw all this out
ive got no idea what it is now
Then it gets it's shit wrecked by a big-ass snowball with a laser.
yea new starwars is a powertrip
Krazz needs to be shut down hes asking too many questions and making too much sense
This isnt a big brain chat
The new cannon has a pirate with zher and zhe as gender pronouns
Who would win?
- A government that controls the entire Galaxy
Or...
- Some My Chemical Romance fanboy with a T-Posing laser pointer and a snowball
Lmao
this pirate somehow manages to take control of a SUPER STAR DESTROYER and then forms AN EMPIRE IN UNCONTROLLED SPACE
all the while BEING MERCIFUL and KIND as she EMPOWERS WOMEN
before she dies in a blaze of glory, because apparently the first order is dumb as rocks
We all know who's responsible for post-modern media.
**DISNEY**.
oh wait
she doesnt die
she just gets to kick over three imperial ships that were never really a threat to her super star destroyer
Theyve just taken something which already exists and removed the downsides to it while re-writing the captain
Except in the original story the captain who used it was always on the edge of bankruptcy and was a white male
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except now for some reason, the cost and logistics of operating a ship 4 times the size of this results in literally 0 financial difficulties for the captain
Bankruptcy? Nop cant do that
NOTICE ME SENPAI
Capitalism Bad