Message from @VortX

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2018-11-12 19:37:27 UTC  

Kek

2018-11-12 19:37:42 UTC  

The new cannon has a pirate with zher and zhe as gender pronouns

2018-11-12 19:37:44 UTC  

Who would win?

- A government that controls the entire Galaxy

Or...

- Some My Chemical Romance fanboy with a T-Posing laser pointer and a snowball

2018-11-12 19:37:51 UTC  

Lmao

2018-11-12 19:38:04 UTC  

this pirate somehow manages to take control of a SUPER STAR DESTROYER and then forms AN EMPIRE IN UNCONTROLLED SPACE

2018-11-12 19:38:28 UTC  

all the while BEING MERCIFUL and KIND as she EMPOWERS WOMEN

2018-11-12 19:38:50 UTC  

before she dies in a blaze of glory, because apparently the first order is dumb as rocks

2018-11-12 19:39:02 UTC  

We all know who's responsible for post-modern media.

2018-11-12 19:39:50 UTC  

**DISNEY**.

2018-11-12 19:40:17 UTC  

oh wait

2018-11-12 19:40:19 UTC  

she doesnt die

2018-11-12 19:40:41 UTC  

she just gets to kick over three imperial ships that were never really a threat to her super star destroyer

2018-11-12 19:41:08 UTC  

Theyve just taken something which already exists and removed the downsides to it while re-writing the captain

2018-11-12 19:42:36 UTC  

Except in the original story the captain who used it was always on the edge of bankruptcy and was a white male

2018-11-12 19:43:02 UTC  

<:timcat:463067464016855040>

2018-11-12 19:45:04 UTC  

except now for some reason, the cost and logistics of operating a ship 4 times the size of this results in literally 0 financial difficulties for the captain

2018-11-12 19:45:13 UTC  

Bankruptcy? Nop cant do that

2018-11-12 19:45:23 UTC  

NOTICE ME SENPAI

2018-11-12 19:45:23 UTC  

Capitalism Bad

2018-11-12 19:45:24 UTC  

NOTICE ME

2018-11-12 19:45:31 UTC  

Am I the only one who thinks Elizabeth Warren is Jeb Bushes twin?

2018-11-12 19:46:49 UTC  

In fact they are probably the same person. Anyone ever seem them in the same room together?

2018-11-12 19:46:51 UTC  

yes

2018-11-12 19:46:55 UTC  
2018-11-12 19:47:00 UTC  

LEAVE JEB! ALONE LEX

2018-11-12 19:47:03 UTC  

LEAVE HIM ALONE

2018-11-12 19:47:09 UTC  

low energy jeb

2018-11-12 19:47:23 UTC  

please clap

2018-11-12 19:47:33 UTC  

G U A C M A S T E R 9 0 0 0

2018-11-12 19:47:49 UTC  

page doesnt exist haunted

2018-11-12 19:48:15 UTC  

try again?

2018-11-12 19:48:28 UTC  

idk wtf happened with the previous paste

2018-11-12 19:51:00 UTC  

fucking loomer

2018-11-12 19:51:11 UTC  

goddamn I wish someone would just replace her

2018-11-12 19:51:20 UTC  

She's a poisoned scenewhore

2018-11-12 19:51:32 UTC  
2018-11-12 19:57:22 UTC  

@Timcast Matt Christiansen mentioned that (maybe you should talk to him some time??)
And it is really awful....
http://reddead.wikia.com/wiki/Dastardly

Its an Archievement of Red Dead Redemption, both on Playstation 3 and XBox 360.

2018-11-12 19:59:31 UTC  

what was that rocky and bullwinkle character