Message from @Knotty
Discord ID: 730231019768381463
Reddit moment
ouwww that one hurt ><
logical paradox
Alright peeps keep them dad jokes coming
Where's the twok?
Marshmallow roaster?
Meat carving fork
It's a twok
Sounds good
Lots of scientific breakthroughs get named after the person who discovered it.
Ohm's Law - Electricity
Benford's Law - Mathematics
Cole's Law
Did you hear about the leftists that applied cancel culture to themselves? They were all right.
wow wheres the punch line
(i get the joke already)
FUCK YES DAD JOKE CHANNEL
YEEEEEEEES
*past
I am reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Son: How much do all of our bones weigh? Dad: A Skele-ton.
Son: How do I look? Dad: With your eyes
**A man called London airport at 1:00pm**
Man: How long is a trip from here to New York?
Airport staff: Just a minute
Man: Great thanks **hangs up**
True
Have you ever head of olive?
You should!
Olive the other Raindeer
Due to the coronavirus quarantine, I will only be telling inside jokes.
What is brown and not very heavy?. Light brown.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it, it's spam.