A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"

Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on me

There was a chicken named corn. One day, his owner forgot to feed him. He ate himself

Thats corny

I hate this channel so much but also love it at the same time

Did you guys ever hear the dad joke about the pizza? .... It's really cheesy.

Reddit moment

ouwww that one hurt ><

logical paradox

Alright peeps keep them dad jokes coming

Where's the twok?

Marshmallow roaster?

Meat carving fork

It's a twok

Sounds good

Lots of scientific breakthroughs get named after the person who discovered it.
Ohm's Law - Electricity
Benford's Law - Mathematics
Cole's Law

Did you hear about the leftists that applied cancel culture to themselves? They were all right.

wow wheres the punch line

(i get the joke already)

*they were alt right. Sorry had to fix that @BeefcakeWG4000

FUCK YES DAD JOKE CHANNEL

YEEEEEEEES

https://tenor.com/view/ad-jokes-mic-bad-jokes-gif-8303262

*past

I am reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Son: How much do all of our bones weigh? Dad: A Skele-ton.

Son: How do I look? Dad: With your eyes

**A man called London airport at 1:00pm**
Man: How long is a trip from here to New York?
Airport staff: Just a minute
Man: Great thanks **hangs up**