Message from @SumFarmerDude
Discord ID: 730219027049349131
Did you guys ever hear the dad joke about the pizza? .... It's really cheesy.
Reddit moment
ouwww that one hurt ><
logical paradox
Alright peeps keep them dad jokes coming
Where's the twok?
Marshmallow roaster?
Meat carving fork
It's a twok
Sounds good
Lots of scientific breakthroughs get named after the person who discovered it.
Ohm's Law - Electricity
Benford's Law - Mathematics
Cole's Law
Did you hear about the leftists that applied cancel culture to themselves? They were all right.
wow wheres the punch line
*they were alt right. Sorry had to fix that @BeefcakeWG4000
FUCK YES DAD JOKE CHANNEL
YEEEEEEEES
*past
I am reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Son: How much do all of our bones weigh? Dad: A Skele-ton.
Son: How do I look? Dad: With your eyes
**A man called London airport at 1:00pm**
Man: How long is a trip from here to New York?
Airport staff: Just a minute
Man: Great thanks **hangs up**
True
Have you ever head of olive?
You should!
Olive the other Raindeer
Due to the coronavirus quarantine, I will only be telling inside jokes.
What is brown and not very heavy?. Light brown.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.