Message from @Chief Kirby
Discord ID: 729845760840958052
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I wouldn't pay 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on me
There was a chicken named corn. One day, his owner forgot to feed him. He ate himself
Thats corny
I hate this channel so much but also love it at the same time
Did you guys ever hear the dad joke about the pizza? .... It's really cheesy.
Reddit moment
ouwww that one hurt ><
logical paradox
Alright peeps keep them dad jokes coming
Where's the twok?
Marshmallow roaster?
Meat carving fork
It's a twok
Lots of scientific breakthroughs get named after the person who discovered it.
Ohm's Law - Electricity
Benford's Law - Mathematics
Cole's Law
Did you hear about the leftists that applied cancel culture to themselves? They were all right.
wow wheres the punch line
(i get the joke already)
*they were alt right. Sorry had to fix that @BeefcakeWG4000
FUCK YES DAD JOKE CHANNEL
YEEEEEEEES
*past
I am reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Son: How much do all of our bones weigh? Dad: A Skele-ton.
Son: How do I look? Dad: With your eyes
**A man called London airport at 1:00pm**
Man: How long is a trip from here to New York?
Airport staff: Just a minute
Man: Great thanks **hangs up**