Message from @KumquatLord
Discord ID: 729139260761833555
Nice
Whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else.
🤣
I don’t trust stairs
“Why?”
Because they’re always UP to something
teeeeeeeeeeeee hehehehe
@Official_Logan_Maas they did bagged sprite already 🙂 but dime bags of coke might be better 🙂
Never trust atoms....they make up everything.
My 3 favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
I wouldn't pay 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on me
There was a chicken named corn. One day, his owner forgot to feed him. He ate himself
Thats corny
I hate this channel so much but also love it at the same time
Did you guys ever hear the dad joke about the pizza? .... It's really cheesy.
Reddit moment
ouwww that one hurt ><
logical paradox
Alright peeps keep them dad jokes coming
Where's the twok?
Marshmallow roaster?
Meat carving fork
It's a twok
Sounds good
Lots of scientific breakthroughs get named after the person who discovered it.
Ohm's Law - Electricity
Benford's Law - Mathematics
Cole's Law