>southerners

>snow

lmao

Lol! But my hands will get cold. I just went back inside home.

Put on gloves?

you also don't have to do it with bare hands

This is why feminism will never catch on

Help! I'm being bullied.

us yankees are trying to help. Try using a broom or something to brush it off

I pissed off a bunch of Saudis on Twitter

Thanks guys. I realized it would be worse tomorrow because it would freeze overnight. I got the snow off.

thats nada mate

that was me back 9 years ago

@Whiskey-Vargas

https://twitter.com/KittenMcKays/status/953719857677258752?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

They always move goal posts

Seems like half the country is snowed in!

Wish is was. Where I am right now usually gets serious snowfall, but almost none this year.

We haven't had serious snowfall in Ireland, at least in my part of the country in over two decades.

God damned migrants bring their anti-snow rhetoric

Migrants aren’t used to cold

Used to fire, explosions and desert heat.

And disease

Y'all excited for summertime when a ton more flood in?

We already have travellers and feckless shits living off the state here.

We're unfortunately used to it

_eats a toasted cheese sandwich_

Yes

And the fecking Gyppos

Having tuna melt for dinner

https://youtu.be/FhULhHCk_D8

**MI5 BE COMING IN**

https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/953817195829760000?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

Loomer vs. Metokur. Holy shite!

Yep

Oh fucking hell this is going to be good.

At my workplace, we donated a lot of our tips and earnings to an organization to rescue animals during Hurricane Harvey and they send us little necklaces.

This made my day. 🐕

Good optics

Damn, how many kids are you having?

7

Or more if I can continue growing my career

Or if something happens and my marriage is not salvageable

If my wife were to cheat on me for instance

@everyone pretty chubby girl or ugly skinny girl?

Thicc girl for sure

What if I'm ghey?

But in all honesty, a treadmill is cheaper than plastic surgery.

Yeah, an attractive face over body definitely. You gotta look at them and speak to them. Lol

Ghey Bois don't count

@Constantine no homo

Bowden is the court gay

I ain't ghey

@Deleted User chubby pretty girl

Yeah same

there's no goddamn place that I can easily put a two and a half minute video is there

twitter *no* instagram *no* discord *fuck no*

(((Jewtube)))

I'd have to make an account for that

I'm a lazy bastard

nnnnnnnnngh

Is that harder than running around trying to find other workarounds?

Is there a size limit for PC

or is it just cellular devices

How do you mean?

What a fitting name you have though.

Like

wait for it...

Can you upload something of any size

mobile only allows 8MB and I've used pc discord like *twice* and don't know if it has the same restriction

What's so important about it? If you must then your only option is YouTube since you tried everything else.

*nnnnngh*

Unless you're impregnating a chick. Stop doing that.

Are you sure you couldn't on twitter? I've seen vids that were about 2 mins long.

No longer than 2 minutes

unless you're verified

Then I think it is like 7 or 10

but seeing as I have less than 200 followers

There's vimeo and daily motion I think? But you would still need to make accounts.

Exactly

the world would be a better place with unrestricted video uploads

I'm surprised you don't have a YouTube account.

I'm a lazy fucker

*my main email is aol*

The human pancreas is shaped like a dick. Who knew?

Aol is still around??

yes

and they still make money

Layin' down the law. Mods don't sleep around here.

Lotta people in rural areas still can't get broadband. So it's AOL or nothing.

Wow, I really don't know. You guys are rattling my almonds!

At least we're not activating your jimmies.

No, you're frying my egg roll.

But am I battering your cod?

**you're both cheesing my onions**