Definitely buttering my pancake

Am I filleting your salmon though?

Settle down, it's getting pretty salacious

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I'm sorry, I'm being ridiculous. Lol

Isn't that the point here?

Old valet is gonna kick me to shitposting

Yeah, he's coming around all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu7vySQbgXI

we big boy alt right

Take it to video sharing @Grumplebee

Lol!

I run shit here now

He's the captain now

Serious business.

And I don't think he ever shared his video. Lol

Fair enough

I would at him but he's gonna insult me again if I do. Lol

Do it

No. Cause then I might get ghetto and start being deportable.

Never go full Latina.

a HEM

it's latinX for your information!

Very progressive

Latinx if for the gender confused and retards who can't Spanish properly.

I will tell the minorties how they should be and what they should be called. Because they don't know how to be properly offended. As a result of poor education and living in squalid conditions.

Не понимаю Испанский

As a white person it is my job to tell you when and how to be offended and demand political action. Also always vote the way I tell you or the bad men will take you away.

His inner Russian has awoken

Look out Whiskey. He's going to rasputin you!

And don't forget to tell me that you're a piece of shit for being white.

See, once again you're wrong you adorable little thing

Dang it!

Don't objectify her. Respect wamen.

Muh respec!

I will constantly bash on and attribute all the woes of the world to white people, and the nebulous concept of whiteness. However, I will always dance around the fact that I am white and male.

Damn it, my name doesn't show all the way. I'm going back.

I want reparations. For the native american part of me.

Tax free is the way to be!

Because dispite all my talk of opression, class imbalances etc. I won't do anything that would be to my social or financial detrement. Like giving all my money to minorities and retiring from public life.

Every white person who doesn't think or vote like me needs to do that as punishment for their evil ways, but I am pious and truly enlightened.

Only blackies get reparations

Retiring from public life without money. Stunning AND Brave.

That actually kind of would be.

But nobody would ever do it.

Give her reparations.

So what's going on here?

Am I to believe that is the same chick?

I'm trying to get reparations for this poor woman.

If so, I do believe the tanning salon owes her some repirations.

It is the same woman.

She got surgery to change her skin.

I saw her on Maury.

Yes, I watch Maury.

Come at me.

Man. I like big boobs, and american flag string bikinis, and girls in cowboy hats and not much else. So it takes some real skill to no make that attractive to me.

Found my old racist drawings from high school

I surprised anyone watches terrestrial tv anymore.

classy

Jerry Springer, too trashy. But Maury... just right.

Maury is the blue collar Jerry Springer and Dr Phil is the white collar one

@Constantine Where's the black or the Mexican?

Not a true racist. Phony.

I watch Dr.Phil too.

I was much more anti Oriental back then. I'm sure I could find more if I looked.

Oprah's got her claws in her.

Loved the crazy Sexy Vegan guy that was on the show. He was a riot.

I thought SNL just made up the coneheads

Our brains are too small to understand the ethnostate

https://youtu.be/Pi_yXxjX_8g
Ladies and gentlemen.This is "Sexy Vegan."

Lol

I have a secret.

Guys

I think I unironically love ugandan cinema.

Do you've always known de wey?

It would seem

Seriously though. They make up for the lack of budget, editing, acting, and well, everything with boundless enthusiasim.

That's why I feel bad for making fun of them.

It's a silly enough thing that I don't.

you gotta watch the Sexy Vegan, it's one of my favorite videos of all time.

What I feel bad about is that, paradoxically, they could make something really awesome with enough money. However, that would also ruin them. Like trying to help an outsider artist.

Sexy vegan was pretty darn funny.

Yes, the home made quality, for lack of better phrasing is what makes it charming. Like you said, it's the enthusiasm.
I told you he was a riot.

His tattoos remind me of MR Cool ice.

One sec

https://i.redditmedia.com/opTJYPraLvr-vMWBNakx6X9c1qyomHE2IjpnsszVJt8.jpg?w=480&s=da7f2229ac15e55ee8add708f06c96fd

https://imgur.com/5UPaRjl

Hold up. . Is that real?

Yep. It's from like ten years ago or more.

Here is a more recent pic.