@Whiskey-Vargas

https://twitter.com/KittenMcKays/status/953719857677258752?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

They always move goal posts

Seems like half the country is snowed in!

Wish is was. Where I am right now usually gets serious snowfall, but almost none this year.

We haven't had serious snowfall in Ireland, at least in my part of the country in over two decades.

God damned migrants bring their anti-snow rhetoric

Migrants aren’t used to cold

Used to fire, explosions and desert heat.

And disease

Y'all excited for summertime when a ton more flood in?

We already have travellers and feckless shits living off the state here.

We're unfortunately used to it

_eats a toasted cheese sandwich_

Yes

And the fecking Gyppos

Having tuna melt for dinner

https://youtu.be/FhULhHCk_D8

**MI5 BE COMING IN**

https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/953817195829760000?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

Loomer vs. Metokur. Holy shite!

Yep

Oh fucking hell this is going to be good.

At my workplace, we donated a lot of our tips and earnings to an organization to rescue animals during Hurricane Harvey and they send us little necklaces.

This made my day. 🐕

Good optics

Damn, how many kids are you having?

7

Or more if I can continue growing my career

Or if something happens and my marriage is not salvageable

If my wife were to cheat on me for instance

@everyone pretty chubby girl or ugly skinny girl?

Thicc girl for sure

What if I'm ghey?

But in all honesty, a treadmill is cheaper than plastic surgery.

Yeah, an attractive face over body definitely. You gotta look at them and speak to them. Lol

Ghey Bois don't count

@Constantine no homo