Chaos Marine

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I'm going to go for option C. Eviscorate myself with a rusty spork, stuff my intestines down my throat and asphyxiate on the stench of shit.

I'd take Europistan honestly

At least being thrown to my death for saying Muhammed was a pig fucker and god doesn't exist.

Nah, it means realising that feminism isn't for equality and that you have to keep an open mind.

Just keep in mind that some red pills can behave just as badly as modern feminism.

Like CRP.

Who is cringtastic.

Well, that's just common sense.

There are two types of problems. Actual problems and "social justice" problems which is exactly like medicine and alternative medicine.

I worked through Christmas.

=3

Nope, IT support.

Ha.

Worse. For a pharma company.

I support the dark lord.

Nah, it's cool.

Today, had two tickets, no calls.

Yesterday they bought 100โ‚ฌ worth of pizza and finger foods.

We're getting some free shirts.

25K a year for an entry level job, six weeks off in the year.

Bonus of 300 euros.

Yeah

Ireland.

What socialist, commie hole are you from?

Fuck, you're close to ground zero for commie-stan then.

You drive a shitty red pick up?

_approves_

I was at work so no.

He's friends with Quinn.

Immediate red flag

Bright is about life two thousand years after LoTR and Elves didn't go fuck off.

With the world turning somehow into the world we have today.

And the Orcs sided with the Dark Lord.

Except a farmer Orc who united the nine-races against them

Tolerent left everybody.

<_<

Attempt at Poe's law?

I agree that limited segregation is good.

Throw all the commies and socailists into their own countries and when they die off, colonise it.

_waves_

Or Onison as a client.

How can people not understand how economies work on such a simplistic level?

Oh god

I really don't get retards who want white ethnostates.

How else can you get good kebabs without getting a few Arabs in?

Best kebabs are from Iranians

You're missing out.

So long as they're soft shelled.

Hmmm, yes, sorry. Was away for a bit.

Contents of a taco in tortillas.

Every taco I've ever ate has disintegrated as I was eating it.

Which is horribly messy.

I thought that looked like a Lada at first as well

If you don't mind me asking, are you in retail?

Oh, cool. I'm sorry if this is a question you get asked a lot but I've never encountered a massage therapist before but do you get asked for happy endings?

Please feel free to tell me to fuck off if you do.

I used to work in retail long enough to be thoroughly sick of the same daft questions.

How do you respond out of curiosity? I don't know if I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing at them, loudly and vigorously.

Why is my text red?

"Richly diverse cultures" can work if you cut out religions.

Hmmm, as I'm not currently wearing any pants you should amend that to silly underwear.

Eh. I've seen worse

Ha ha ha

Destiny's immediate cancerous voice

Fucking hell, Andy is sperging out

He's going super saiyan sperging.

It's unattainable because it doesn't take into account people.

People are why socialism and communism doesn't work

_has near everything done in Warframe._

Yay, another rifle riven

More socialism and communism!

Because Jesus cocksucking Christ people are fucking retarded.

Someone stole his turban.

When did my nick turn green?

But his old turban was full of semtex.

He'd been saving it for a special occasion.

Andy Warski.

Don't little boys usually bully the girls they like?

Fuck but it would absolutely hilarious if Tariq Nasheed got onto this.

Two spastic sacks of shit slinging shit at each other.

Oh I'm sure someone could grab Destiny and his oversized head and undersized body as a butt plug.

Or living enema.

Figures as he's only tall enough to reach a grown man's asshole. Even standing on his toes.

I swear to fuck Destiny is a priest's wet dream.

Small and gangly enough to pass for a child but old enough to consent.

๐Ÿ‘

Shitshows are the best shows

Look at that fucking gun.

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