😂😂

You think she's a mom type?

I dream of the day her channel changes to a mommy housewife vlog. Conquest complete.

Chris would properly need to fuck the feminist out of her for that

She will be.

Isn't that the goal any time you fuck a feminist? Isn't that the only reason to fuck a femenist?

She doesn't seem like that type to me. That doesn't appeal to all women. Especially women like her.

I would never fuck a feminist.

I would always wonder if down the line I'm going to get a knock at the door from the police.

She seemed like she did calm down a lot though. Looks more down to earth.

Gott do it in the right order. It's the final phase of the conversion.

What's the right order?

That's a big question.

I think if woman likes a man enough to want to bear his children she'll usually follow him in terms of opinions and respect his views.

Yeah, most of the steps are about that. But also using the Ds to show her the error of her ways.

The three ds Discourse, Dominance, and Dick.

Lmao! That's a new one.

Gee. I wonder who edited this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5juyXjDnJ0 This isn't someone else's signature style or anything.

There goes Bunty in the corner looking like he didn't shower again.

Bunty looks like he's been in Gitmo for the past half decade

If only

I need to shave my head

And my beard

But it's too fucking cold out

Your head looks like his beard?

Put it in the shine-o-ball-o when you're done.

Wax that thing up good.

Yes

Beard about three inches long and hair down to just below my ears

Just pretend you're Muslim.

My room mate has made the same joke

And I want to shave it off

The only thing stopping you is the weather?

Yeah

I'm Jewish in regards to spending on heating

I don't like it

Wear a scarf or a hijab

I'm tempted to randomly scream Allahu Ackbar!

And throw open my jacket

Inspiration to get rid of that nightmare. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roxMH07qHmc

But you'll be in a warm jail cell

Cut mullet cut the mullet!

Well Cuba is pretty warm

Take your ass to the barber shop.

Tell him you're tired of looking like an asshole.

Oh man, I haven't seen a mullet in a long time!

The peer pressure to cut your hair and shave your beard is strong.

Shave the head. You could keep the beard if you want and call yourself "The professor"

I'm gonna start collecting Valentine's Day cards to tweet at random people. Lol

OOF

Top teir right there

Woo hoo!

😂😂😂😂😂

My wife came back 100% white

What's the hoopla about?

No divorce

Lmao

What would be an acceptable percentage for you? You a one drop guy?

Yep

lol

2 % Iberian

So :/

ha

I am three quarters British

She is two thirds

So you're more european than her?

Nah just more north west

Oh no, i got that backwards. She's more european than you.

How's that

Well Brits aren't European.

Loo

Oh yeah

It's an island of the coast of Europe.

So you're basically black.

If you watch the BBC yes

Lol, troll attempt deftly averted. Well played.

Thanks

If she came back

With mulatess

Divorce

And court whisky

For the trifecta

https://youtu.be/aMLvszY65gw
This will cause more novella moments. Lol

@Deleted User you talking shit about Iberians? Come at me bro!

Nab

We nah

Psh I said if she had something in the woodpile I would divorce and court you geeze.

Haven't you ever heard the sea shanty Santa Anno?

@Whiskey-Vargas "O those Spanish girls I do adore, with a tight waisted girl upon each knee"

No I haven't heard that.
But it wouldn't work though. I may be mostly Iberian and Southern European (78.6%) but still a mutt. A bit of everything after that.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ThotPol

@Whiskey-Vargas yeah but I would take that over nog

Any of you guys good at photo shop?

This Tree of Logic vid is weird, good thing I'm more of an Uncle Hotep guy

My poor car. Everyone's snow melted but mine.

You're allowed to brush it off the windshield y'know

That's nothing compared to last night here