Plissken I'm edgier than you, and I've seen garbage you would not believe.

I spent ten years working for a heartless multinational corporation while volunteering for a scojus group in the most pozzed city in this country. Let me tell ya. The robber baron and the moral busybody agree on something very important. You are a replaceable cog in the machine they both operate. To be used up and replaced as frequently as possible.

Don't knock it until shove it's delicousness down your throat Vargas

Back in thirty. Gotta call my wife.

and talk to my wife's son

That I made in her womb with my epic level virility.

Just shot him right up in that uterus. No ovum involved. So I guess technically he's not her son. Since it's 100% my DNA

It is when you do it right 😛

Ya damn right.

back in 30 my dudes

What did OJ do now?

oh, thanks for that

Autistic chick? Are we talking about Aydin

I'm only interested in impregnating two women right now. Aydin, and my wife.

Doesn't mean I won't try and try and try.

She's oddly waffled on the topic of her fertility actually.

She's mentioned not being able to have kids on one of her earlier videos. But then she also recently mentioned looking for the right guy to knock er up on someone's stream.

My son is still adorable as ever. He was watching Teriffic Trucks while my wife was cooking dinner.

By the right guy, she meant like husband material not someone who is capable of overcoming her issues with his sperm count.

She has posted the occasional body pic on her twitter.

She's got some good vids. Very academic, very funny.

LIterally autistic.

Ebo I used to do the cooking. Probably will again in the future it's fun.

My only issue with Jim and Jade is that he has failed to impregnate her thus far.

I'm going to this weekend.

Jim checkes out of something whenever we need him most. Which is annoying but i understand why.

Does anyone find it hilarous that the advocates of diversity's stated end goal is a world where everyone is a bisexual, agnostic, acultural, agendered member of a unvarying grey skinned mongrel race. I.E. Total global invariance.

I don't

That does help

But that was actually two different statements on my part that reads like one

Statment was is that Metokur should knock up his girlfriend.

Statement two was that I was going to see star wars with my wife this weekend.

Good job, I've failed to do that.

I even know when she is ovulating because that's my fetish. Unfortunatly when she is ovulating hasn't been a good time for us for the last year or so. We've both been working to much and don't get to see her.

I know

But if you say things back to back on discord it comes out looking like one thing.

like this

bananna speedo

What is your goal?

I want as many as possible, but I got a late start and life problems.

kids aren't that expensive, it's true.

My house isn't that big, but we bought it at the bottom of the crash. Luckiest break I ever had.

Nothing at all as long as it's a minor societal variance and not a large cultural trend.

I hope all races, including yes, the blacks and our echoey friends persist for as long as humanity does.

True dat.

Because get this. Diversity really is strength for humanity as a whole. But the modern proponenets of "diversity" aren't really pushing diversity they are pushing a globally invarient humanity. Where there are as little differences between people as possible.

^very true

That's the first ten

Ohhhh I knew that was coming.

That just needs slight adjustment.

Firstly birthright citizenship if at least one parent is already a citzen. Second, rights DO NOT apply to non citizens in any way shape or form.

Non citizen? Slavery is a-ok. Go full Rome on em

hmm may want to rethink that

I am a leaf

in the wind

watch how i soar

We can't do like Rome because that ends in degeracy and decadence and every civilizations goal should be to not make the same mistakes previous ones had.

Fun fact on that. Do you know what god was always pissed about in the old testament?

That's true dino.

See i'd support a law that streamlined immigration. But it would have to include a roundup of all current illegals, their deportation, and blacklisting for citizenship and any future children they may have.

Laziness and misplaced compassion.

Blacklisting them from U.S. citizenship is not legally a "punishment" is what I would argue in that case.

Laziness because laws can be difficult and expensive to enforce.

Misplaced compassion because some people think we need to solve all the world's problems. When all we really do is be a pressure release valve for countries to avoid fixing their own problems.

If we shut down Mexican immigration in it's entirety, Mexico would short it's shit out in ten years or less.

Or be a smoking crater everyone blames on whitey.

But most of the world is that already so we've got nothing to lose.

Furfags yiff in hell

That's always the first step. If sociologissts weren't shit at their jobs they'd be looking into a connection between toxoplasmosis and being a furry.

Everyone's furry for catgirls.

I'd take a 3d one though.

Smells like fish and cinamon

One time a friend of mine said that, and now I know what his wife's vag smells like.

I did not need to know that. Even if his wife is hot. Actuall, ESPECiALLY because his wife is hot.

I feel like a shitposting channel is redundent with general because all general just turn into that anyway.

Where is that %furry graphic when you need it.

Have you not seen that before?

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/675921/Furry#a12c4e_856420

This one elaborates further http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/855/796/94f.jpg

Toxoplasmosis. Purge the monstrocities.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/701/376/f05.gif

Then don't blow your cover stacy

https://img.memecdn.com/birthday-fsteak---artist-akairot_o_6688657.jpg

All good girls should be collared.

Ok compromise. https://www.hautelookcdn.com/products/FGM-44/large/6632806.jpg Which is actually what I gave my wife when we got married.

That's right

On our wedding day

I gave my wife

a pearl necklace

Yes, but you are also supposed to get her a gift on her wedding day.

I got her a pearl necklace because her favorate one recently broke.

If you do it right it is not expensive if you do/plan it right.

For example Wedding dresses can cost thousands of dollars. However, my wife got hers for just under 300 and it was beautiful.

and that was the most expensive single thing in the wedding except maybe the food budget.

GIRL

Guy

In

Real

Life