Same

I haven't been that frustrated in a long time. I want to call in sick the day they will be here again. I can't deal with them.

If you don't mind me asking, are you in retail?

No,I'm a massage therapist. Sometimes in front desk. We alternate between us to rest. We all get really bad pain in our hands and backs if we work too many days in a row with about 5 clients a day each.

Oh, cool. I'm sorry if this is a question you get asked a lot but I've never encountered a massage therapist before but do you get asked for happy endings?

Please feel free to tell me to fuck off if you do.

I used to work in retail long enough to be thoroughly sick of the same daft questions.

I did in the beginning when I first started. It's like they smell your innocence and your newness. But my place of employment is a bit high end now and it's been on magazines and t.v even though it's a small business, it's not a chain so we get good people. It's the rare occasion that we do get requests like that. But I instantly know. Because they are always Indian and Arab with a heavy accent and shady lurky aura. (#not all).

How do you respond out of curiosity? I don't know if I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing at them, loudly and vigorously.

Why is my text red?

If your connection drops out, your message won't send

The text becomes red and all you have to do is click and hold and resend the message

What works 99% of the time is giving them a tour, letting them know what services we do in each room and mention our licenses on the wall and how we love children. Parents bring them in all the time. Lol

Also retards don't want white ethnostates

They want a "richly diverse culture"

"Richly diverse cultures" can work if you cut out religions.

No

It cannot

You are a silly pants.

Hmmm, as I'm not currently wearing any pants you should amend that to silly underwear.

I cannot unsee that.

Eh. I've seen worse

Ha ha ha

Destiny's immediate cancerous voice

I also just saw Tara McCarthy tweet about her fiance eating soy and being vegan. He looks buff as hell though.

Fucking hell, Andy is sperging out

I love how Destiny involuntarily juts his chin out every so often while talking. As a fellow underbitefag, it seems exaggerated and hilarious

When isn't Andy sperging?

He's going super saiyan sperging.

What a shitty stream, literally unwatchable

Pure sperg out

Yeet

Wait putting that there wasn't necessary

Orwell rt'd it

Good goy

Goyims are evil

I wanna tell my friend to call this Jewish girl a goy

100% goy

But I thought the gentiles were the goyim

Did I just see a man fucking a dinosaur?

Yes. Don't make a big deal about it #don'tjudge

It is NSFW in a SFW chat. Funny, but still in violation of rule 1.

Shit. You right

@Deleted User the NSFW channel exists for a reason

we also have to delete the offending message.

Done

#ShallNotCensor

Again. We have NSFW for a reason

Don't mind me, just salt mining

I didn't even realize it was doing that tbh

The NSFWs kind of porny

Eh I might just leave the channel it's less like the YouTube video crew

FUCKIIIIIN

CAN I GET MCFUCKING HELL

http://dailycaller.com/2017/12/30/its-so-cold-sharks-are-dying-in-the-water-from-shock/

We have to stop this dangerous global warming

No. You see, they've pivoted to "climate change" now. And only the west can stop it, despite our carbon emissions being a drop in the bucket compared with China and India. Also, according to the climatologists that hold to this theory, we're past the point of no return anyway, so there's no point in trying to change it now.

but for some odd reason we need to give more money to the science budgets that will be given to said climatologists

*the sound of almonds suddenly activating*

@Deleted User your move!

guess which country just raised the min wage again?

for the 5th or 6th time this year, I honestly lost count

Real talk though, hope things get better, man

wtf

again

Mr. Hyperinflation's wild ride has no brakes

I want off

and I don't even live there

Who here liked the TV show M.A.S.H.?

I did.

Well, I do like it.

It was a fantastic show. Could never be made nowadays

And yeah, I still like it. I just have Suicide is Painless stuck in my head

@Whiskey-Vargas I was planning to make a devil's food cake today.

@Deleted User Get to it! :)

@everyone Tune into Waking Up The West

New Year's Eve Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_gPO3MHuFk

@everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_gPO3MHuFk

Hot

noice

Happy New Year!

Still an hour here

A preemptive Happy New Year's then

Yo. Anyone want to hop into voice chat?

I'll be in gaming in case anyone wants to pop in

@everyone

That gar

Gae

boi

On nye as well

New Years eve

Almost new years

What can I say? I was offered to go to a party, but didn't feel like it

still got an hour. Gotta kiss a girl at midnight or it's bad luck!

Well then, I guess I'll have 21 year's worth of bad luck

Same