the first date is a trip to the gym and you batista bomb your date to assert dominance

@Dino but that's my goal

dont forget the T-pose

Dating sounds like a nightmare. Just shack up with your housemates. dont even need to go outside for that one.

yeah

bc you fuck up

its over

NO

Just pick from the nearest bunch.

DO NOT LISTEN TO TORCH

that sounds like hell

I live alone.

what if u fall out

THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST PLAN IN EXISTENCE

dating is largely a waste of time when you can literally go online and find someone to have sex with any day of the week

<:GWpinkuKittyHeheh:392308492624723973> oh you'd know well Coat.

@AstroTorch Works for some, not for others besides that could be awkward as fuck

If I had to start dating again I'd probably kill myself.

you fuck someone you live with and it doesnt work out youre fucked

I've never fucked at roommate, but I've fucked a friend's roommate.

I was incredibly lucky tbh

It was still awkward

Anyway I’m going to bed.

Night Cow.

Goodnight y’all

Don't die.

👋

nn

Cya cow

I’ll try

@Cow moo

Goodnight cow

All you can do.

👋

I fucked a flatmate and it ended *horrendously*.

a flatmate?

stfu were saying goodnight to cow

Jesus

care to explain?

GOODNIGHT COW

don't fuck flatmates? Find curvymates