I was incredibly lucky tbh

It was still awkward

Anyway I’m going to bed.

Night Cow.

Goodnight y’all

Don't die.

👋

nn

Cya cow

I’ll try

@Cow moo

Goodnight cow

All you can do.

👋

I fucked a flatmate and it ended *horrendously*.

a flatmate?

stfu were saying goodnight to cow

Jesus

care to explain?

GOODNIGHT COW

don't fuck flatmates? Find curvymates

Sleep tight

@Aprosule eyy

do americans not know what a flat is?

i never got to fuck a housemate

@Deleted User I told him dw

@EmergencyMicrowave you can't be that dumb

just tired

MOO MOO MOTHERFUCKER IM MILKING YOU IN AN HOUR AND A HALF BECAUSE.MY JOB IS HELL

@Deleted User apparently not all of us

i bet yanks call them apartmentmates or something

fuckin yanks

smh

apartment

jimToday at 01:26
dating is largely a waste of time when you can literally go online and find someone to have sex with any day of the week

we call them roomates

Or condos

apartmentfriends

roommates

you wee poof

ah