Message from @EmergencyMicrowave
Discord ID: 516062070006087690
too forward in this day n age
are u asking me on a date @Dino
theres a website where you can buy people coffees online anonymously i think
so what do you suggest?
just get drunk with them and shag
Na mate.
few drinks in a decent bar
Hot chocolate makes me puke, like that picture with the dog projectile vomiting.
romantic
I just want to chat.
ah i agree
No shagging.
hahahaha
the first date is a trip to the gym and you batista bomb your date to assert dominance
@Dino but that's my goal
dont forget the T-pose
Dating sounds like a nightmare. Just shack up with your housemates. dont even need to go outside for that one.
yeah
bc you fuck up
NO
Just pick from the nearest bunch.
DO NOT LISTEN TO TORCH
that sounds like hell
I live alone.
what if u fall out
THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST PLAN IN EXISTENCE
dating is largely a waste of time when you can literally go online and find someone to have sex with any day of the week
<:GWpinkuKittyHeheh:392308492624723973> oh you'd know well Coat.
@AstroTorch Works for some, not for others besides that could be awkward as fuck
If I had to start dating again I'd probably kill myself.
you fuck someone you live with and it doesnt work out youre fucked
I've never fucked at roommate, but I've fucked a friend's roommate.
I was incredibly lucky tbh
It was still awkward
Anyway I’m going to bed.
Night Cow.
Goodnight y’all
Don't die.
👋