nah

@Cow

too forward in this day n age

are u asking me on a date @Dino

theres a website where you can buy people coffees online anonymously i think

so what do you suggest?

just get drunk with them and shag

Na mate.

few drinks in a decent bar

Hot chocolate makes me puke, like that picture with the dog projectile vomiting.

romantic

I just want to chat.

ah i agree

No shagging.

hahahaha

the first date is a trip to the gym and you batista bomb your date to assert dominance

@Dino but that's my goal

dont forget the T-pose

Dating sounds like a nightmare. Just shack up with your housemates. dont even need to go outside for that one.

yeah

bc you fuck up

its over

NO

Just pick from the nearest bunch.

DO NOT LISTEN TO TORCH

that sounds like hell

I live alone.

what if u fall out

THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST PLAN IN EXISTENCE

dating is largely a waste of time when you can literally go online and find someone to have sex with any day of the week

<:GWpinkuKittyHeheh:392308492624723973> oh you'd know well Coat.

@AstroTorch Works for some, not for others besides that could be awkward as fuck

If I had to start dating again I'd probably kill myself.

you fuck someone you live with and it doesnt work out youre fucked

I've never fucked at roommate, but I've fucked a friend's roommate.

I was incredibly lucky tbh

It was still awkward

Anyway I’m going to bed.

Night Cow.

Goodnight y’all

Don't die.