well everyone should learn swimming

it's a fairly decent skill to have

also stops cunts from trying to drown you by pushing you overboard

i hear fat is bouyant, just get obese 😄

just stay next to shore and don't let the rip currents take you out to deep water

man o wars are disgusting

edgi boi

be thankful you don't know

it's like a jellyfish

but it's not

then you wish you were dead

aussie land has the insta-kill jellyfish

i like the emerald wasps that parasitise spiders

they don't sting people

ants bite

flies bite too

have you tried being less of a knob

imagine actually caring about winning an internet argument

@Creold have you tried holding your breath

@Creold what a low roll

sometimes heavy exercise like sprinting helps me @Creold

@CivilizedCelt dia dhuit

mhath, agus tú?

nach bhfuil sé!

slainte duinn!

and of course,

tiocfaidh ar la

well what are you here for

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WOKE

aren't they all mandy?

is this kero the wolf v2

furries, disgusting

the lot of them

has science gone too far? yes, yes it has

maybe instead of surgery they needed psychiatric help...

don't give them ideas

I like not having to have a visa for visiting or working in other countries

steal it back

🤔

is Monica my state assigned gf?

sleep well ira man

@lolfire you know Irish too?

better than most people, who don't even know the language exists

imagine not knowing the difference between gaelige and gaidhlig

Christ, I don't even know what's the system they use for gaidhlig, it makes no sense

at least gaelige has rules

I think in rare cases, raw chicken doesn't fuck you up?

have to look into it

special preparation is needed

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na cúl tóna

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find a gallows tree

we can sanction this

scots, wha can dae wi'oot em

it's always the lanky ones that fuck you up the most

why do you think shit like slenderman is in the horror films

they know

do some proper scot slaying whiski, stab his doup or some shite

i was just talking...

aran jumpers?

6c isn't too bad

because it's normal?

no that's at 0c

maybe he's in california

dry snow or wet snow

ooh that's fun

that sounds hellish

that's not edgy

that's being murderous

he sits on a throne made of grey matter

with many deep wrinkles

that's a lot of cat pictures you have on hand

men at work?

the dribble is strong

🤔

600 year war again?

slow down there Gerry Adams

care to enlighten us Mr potato, outside of sparking the great war

oh thought there was more

holy Jesus I didn't know the situation was that retarded, knew it was bad, but not that bad

some final destination shit right there

like a slow burning fuse that no one put out

god really wanted to see a big war

i miss cheap ale

here the minimum is $5 for a pint of pisswater

unfortunately, i'm a whisky man

wait

do people put ice in their whisky?

disgusting

but that ruins it

man of culture i see

i like mixing that with cider

you dont feel bad about mixing jameson

i don't get ipas, i just don't understand. they're too much for me

also another issue is that a lot of trees are just dead

major beetle infestation resulted in huge die offs of trees

what? too poor to afford a coat?

government has a list of everyone who uses welfare benefits right? what's stopping them from auditing every year or so