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2018-11-03 09:27:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-03 09:29:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How are we all this not-so-fine day?

2018-11-03 09:30:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My man flu is getting worse. I wish it'd hurry up and just consume me.

2018-11-03 09:32:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Even if we went outside it wouldn't help because it's always cloudy.

2018-11-03 09:32:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I get ill a lot because I work with kids.

2018-11-03 09:33:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not in childcare.

2018-11-03 09:34:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dozens of your ilk.

2018-11-03 09:35:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not that I'm aware of.

2018-11-03 09:36:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've never had a flu shot.

2018-11-03 09:37:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Maybe I'm not entitled to one because I'm only contracted, which is dumb because I come into contact with more kids than teachers do, lol.

2018-11-03 09:39:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-03 09:39:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User "vulnerable" people get it for free, the elderly, young kids, asthmatics etc.

2018-11-03 09:39:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not elderly enough yet.

2018-11-03 09:40:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Don't make me hit you with my cane.

2018-11-03 09:41:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You laugh but I actually have a Zulu spear and shield.

2018-11-03 10:17:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't think scrotums (scroti?) can get goosebumps.

2018-11-03 10:22:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-03 10:23:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'd happily have my balls removed. They serve no purpose and just get in the way.

2018-11-03 10:24:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If it was torsion you'd be in absolute agony and dead by now.

2018-11-03 10:24:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User Hell no.

2018-11-03 10:26:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've already asked if I can have the snip but apparently I'm too young.

2018-11-03 10:26:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I could probably get it done private.

2018-11-03 10:29:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't really need it done anyway, can't get a sock pregnant.

2018-11-03 12:39:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bacon time.

2018-11-03 12:42:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-03 13:15:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Slow day today, @Gebbin?

2018-11-03 13:21:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Legs > tits and ass

2018-11-03 14:33:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Red heads are the best.

2018-11-03 14:35:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

One of my tutors at university was only a few years older than me and a redhead, goddamn I'd have wrecked her.

2018-11-03 14:44:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I literally can't cook. Literally.

2018-11-03 15:34:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-03 16:17:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We all noticed it, faggot.

2018-11-03 20:51:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-03 20:52:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not really, no.

2018-11-03 21:22:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Dimorac How's it going man?

2018-11-03 21:23:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Shit dude, sorry to hear that.

2018-11-03 21:23:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'll come down, be your wingman.

2018-11-03 21:24:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not that you need one.

2018-11-04 10:07:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:08:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:09:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:14:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:15:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:15:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:15:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:16:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:17:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Or a Wotsit.

2018-11-04 15:22:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:22:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:24:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:26:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:28:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

11/9 tbf

2018-11-04 15:30:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:30:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:32:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:33:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cats are shit. But still need fed.

2018-11-04 15:36:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Niko Haven't you ever seen me wearing it before?

2018-11-04 15:37:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Niko I don't blame you. But yes I have the mask. Tried getting Markus to wear it but he changed his mind.

2018-11-04 15:38:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Niko I have video of him wearing the hat at least.

2018-11-04 15:38:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'll get him to wear it eventually.

2018-11-04 15:39:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 23:36:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Mandy Oof, scat boi.

2018-11-05 22:22:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:23:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:24:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What is tiktok

2018-11-05 22:24:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-05 22:30:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bronson's a wee shite.

2018-11-05 22:30:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oof, nice edit.

2018-11-05 22:31:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hat? I don't remember a hat. ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-11-05 22:34:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Post them all here and tag Ruger in it. @OfficerOmnicide

2018-11-05 22:36:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Allegian I made it YouTube friendly.

2018-11-05 22:37:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@ him and find out

2018-11-05 22:39:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sometimes I wonder why whiteys even exist

2018-11-05 22:39:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh that hat. Yeah, send it. ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-11-05 22:45:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:46:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:46:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:46:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

"henlo" as I believe the kids say these days.

2018-11-05 22:47:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:48:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

beep beep lettuce

2018-11-05 22:50:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@๓ €€๓ €€AK Not true, every whitey is in a known state of retardation.

2018-11-05 22:51:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Tex got rank.

2018-11-05 22:52:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I liked being blue. Those were the days.

2018-11-05 22:52:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Da ba dee?

2018-11-05 22:52:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

tbf my Meme Slut rank has no real meaning.

2018-11-05 22:53:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I didn't earn it *traditionally* is what I mean. But thank you for the kind words.

2018-11-05 22:55:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@๓ €€๓ €€AK Thanks. How much do I owe you?

2018-11-05 22:56:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:57:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@OfficerOmnicide Dank is the puppet of Buddha. Buddha is the puppet of me.


2018-11-05 22:58:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:59:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 23:00:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Arrest you.

2018-11-05 23:03:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Do you have the gay

2018-11-05 23:03:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 23:03:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Turtle Thanks.

2018-11-05 23:05:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@soup dad Hi, I'm a scientist.

2018-11-05 23:06:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Need a Tailed Feature emoji tbh.

2018-11-05 23:06:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh shit that means effort.

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