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How are we all this not-so-fine day?
My man flu is getting worse. I wish it'd hurry up and just consume me.
Even if we went outside it wouldn't help because it's always cloudy.
I get ill a lot because I work with kids.
Maybe I'm not entitled to one because I'm only contracted, which is dumb because I come into contact with more kids than teachers do, lol.
@Deleted User "vulnerable" people get it for free, the elderly, young kids, asthmatics etc.
You laugh but I actually have a Zulu spear and shield.
I don't think scrotums (scroti?) can get goosebumps.
I'd happily have my balls removed. They serve no purpose and just get in the way.
If it was torsion you'd be in absolute agony and dead by now.
I've already asked if I can have the snip but apparently I'm too young.
I could probably get it done private.
I don't really need it done anyway, can't get a sock pregnant.
One of my tutors at university was only a few years older than me and a redhead, goddamn I'd have wrecked her.
@Niko Haven't you ever seen me wearing it before?
@Niko I don't blame you. But yes I have the mask. Tried getting Markus to wear it but he changed his mind.
@Niko I have video of him wearing the hat at least.
Post them all here and tag Ruger in it. @OfficerOmnicide
@Allegian I made it YouTube friendly.
Sometimes I wonder why whiteys even exist
"henlo" as I believe the kids say these days.
@AK Not true, every whitey is in a known state of retardation.
I liked being blue. Those were the days.
tbf my Meme Slut rank has no real meaning.
I didn't earn it *traditionally* is what I mean. But thank you for the kind words.
@AK Thanks. How much do I owe you?
@OfficerOmnicide Dank is the puppet of Buddha. Buddha is the puppet of me.
Dinnae is don't, in Scotland. Didnae is didn't.
I'm not a father but I'm several people's daddy
Really can't be hooped with work tomorrow
Like the GELFs in the Red Dwarf books. They created a a lifeform that was the size/shape of a football goal for Scotland's national team and we still didn't qualify.
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
I've been wearing the same shoes for about 14 years.
@Mandy I'll give you more inches. hmu bb
@Tea I've been wearing the same shoes for 14 years so probably.
There's this girl I like and she told me she's getting this dress, can't wait to see her in it. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WAREHOUSE-RARE-ICONIC-TARTAN-CHECK-WIGGLE-PENCIL-DRESS-VINTAGE-HOURGLASS-8/153238806224
Naw I'm just truly Scottish. Unlike you weegie fakes.
Anything west of Livingston is pretty much Weeg.
@Tea Embra isn't proper Scottish either.
I'm just wearing my kilt to the wedding. As usual.
Have you had the 95% cocoa chocolate?
Yeah the guy who gave me some said he used it with beef.
All Whiteys are slow, in one way or another.
Copper wire was invented by two Jews fighting over a penny.
My moustache doesn't join in the middle, it's so annoying.
I'm trying to remember the song they used for him
I just found a Brian Peppers gif collection on YT
I'm pretty sure there were rumours about his death even in the YTMND days
I have to go pick up my car from the garage.
I've had an issue with the engine cutting out on occasion... they reckon they've fixed it but we'll have to see. Hopefully they have because it got its MOT done at the same time which required quite a few bits and pieces being done. If it keeps cutting out then I've wasted money putting it through the MOT.
Nah it's a mate of mine, he's a good dude. But he did say he was baffled by the engine cutting out so if it does it again I'll probably have to take it elsewhere for a 2nd opinion.
I reckon it's an electric fault. When you dip the clutch the engine sometimes cuts out as though you've turned off the ignition. Really odd.
The speedometer needle also drops just before it happens.
@Dimorac Hopefully it'll be ok, I'll contact you if it hasn't been fixed. Cheers lod. 🙂
Yeah we were talking about Brian Peppers a few hours ago.
Anyway @rart you just cheered me up a bit.
Better safe than sorry. Ban the spergy loli furry.
Sometimes I wish I was a mod. Then I remember I'd probably ban everyone.
"Deleting the server out of rape" doesn't make sense as a sentence.
Make me mod so I can ban these unfunny cunts.
@T e x I posted some music for you in <#418503038781620255> once you've had a wank over those tiddies.
I'm thirsty but I'm not a fucking loser about it.
That doesn't mean I don't want to see other things. 😏
Why does it bother you? It's not like you're ever going to give me one. 😂
I've never given a blowjob because I'm not gay.
My last relationship contained no oral either. Even though I like eating out pussy. :3
@Questgiver Have you ever considered letting the Lord into your *rectal cavity*?
You jerk it to real kids instead. Paedo.
I think there needs to be a set time when Whiteys can't post. Like 24 hours a day.
@AstroTorch You madlad. You actually did it? 😂
That's cool, Torch. We all need a bit of quiet time.
I know I'm a retard but I'm not retarded.
I'm kidding, I have very active almonds, many wrinkles.
I was under the impression the lovely Manderson was taken.
I should probably add notes to people.
I believe you have a relevant screencap, @coattailsandbowties
I need to stop pulling my beard hairs out.
Nah I just caught sight of myself in the mirror. My clothes have holes in them and I look like a tramp.
Might wear my kilt to work tomorrow.
Let's be honest, kilts are preferable to tartan trousers.
@Deleted User What can I say, I like living on the edge.
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