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2018-11-03 09:27:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hello

2018-11-03 09:29:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How are we all this not-so-fine day?

2018-11-03 09:30:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My man flu is getting worse. I wish it'd hurry up and just consume me.

2018-11-03 09:32:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Even if we went outside it wouldn't help because it's always cloudy.

2018-11-03 09:32:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I get ill a lot because I work with kids.

2018-11-03 09:33:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not in childcare.

2018-11-03 09:34:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dozens of your ilk.

2018-11-03 09:35:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not that I'm aware of.

2018-11-03 09:36:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've never had a flu shot.

2018-11-03 09:37:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Maybe I'm not entitled to one because I'm only contracted, which is dumb because I come into contact with more kids than teachers do, lol.

2018-11-03 09:39:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-03 09:39:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User "vulnerable" people get it for free, the elderly, young kids, asthmatics etc.

2018-11-03 09:39:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not elderly enough yet.

2018-11-03 09:40:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Don't make me hit you with my cane.

2018-11-03 09:41:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You laugh but I actually have a Zulu spear and shield.

2018-11-03 10:17:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't think scrotums (scroti?) can get goosebumps.

2018-11-03 10:22:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508224426676977674/Coattails2.JPG

2018-11-03 10:23:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'd happily have my balls removed. They serve no purpose and just get in the way.

2018-11-03 10:24:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If it was torsion you'd be in absolute agony and dead by now.

2018-11-03 10:24:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User Hell no.

2018-11-03 10:26:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've already asked if I can have the snip but apparently I'm too young.

2018-11-03 10:26:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I could probably get it done private.

2018-11-03 10:29:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't really need it done anyway, can't get a sock pregnant.

2018-11-03 12:39:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bacon time.

2018-11-03 12:42:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-03 13:15:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Slow day today, @Gebbin?

2018-11-03 13:21:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Legs > tits and ass

2018-11-03 14:33:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Red heads are the best.

2018-11-03 14:35:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

One of my tutors at university was only a few years older than me and a redhead, goddamn I'd have wrecked her.

2018-11-03 14:44:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I literally can't cook. Literally.

2018-11-03 15:34:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508303036037201963/DgtWEnfVAAIvfPs.jpg

2018-11-03 16:17:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We all noticed it, faggot.

2018-11-03 20:51:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-03 20:52:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not really, no.

2018-11-03 21:22:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Dimorac How's it going man?

2018-11-03 21:23:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Shit dude, sorry to hear that.

2018-11-03 21:23:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'll come down, be your wingman.

2018-11-03 21:24:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not that you need one.

2018-11-04 10:07:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Morning.

2018-11-04 10:08:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

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2018-11-04 10:09:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

πŸ‘Œ

2018-11-04 10:14:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508584751356182528/DqK8FieU0AcGRqm.jpg

2018-11-04 10:15:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

mods

2018-11-04 10:15:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508585117833494559/balls.PNG

2018-11-04 10:15:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508585126427492355/Coattails2.JPG

2018-11-04 10:16:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508585444070391808/cheddarmcdoogle.png

2018-11-04 10:17:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Or a Wotsit.

2018-11-04 15:22:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

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2018-11-04 15:22:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508662449625628682/kys.png

2018-11-04 15:24:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508662825657434113/DqK8FieU0AcGRqm.jpg

2018-11-04 15:26:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508663300960026624/1462060191435.jpg

2018-11-04 15:28:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

11/9 tbf

2018-11-04 15:30:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508664298063527957/DkL_ay0XoAAsGjq.jpg

2018-11-04 15:30:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508664466133614603/DgtWEnfVAAIvfPs.jpg

2018-11-04 15:32:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508664887573217281/vGBtRRlD.jpg

2018-11-04 15:33:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cats are shit. But still need fed.

2018-11-04 15:36:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Niko Haven't you ever seen me wearing it before?

2018-11-04 15:37:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Niko I don't blame you. But yes I have the mask. Tried getting Markus to wear it but he changed his mind.

2018-11-04 15:38:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Niko I have video of him wearing the hat at least.

2018-11-04 15:38:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'll get him to wear it eventually.

2018-11-04 15:39:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

True.

2018-11-04 23:36:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Mandy Oof, scat boi.

2018-11-05 22:22:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509130505548201994/DgtWEnfVAAIvfPs.jpg

2018-11-05 22:23:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

what

2018-11-05 22:24:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What is tiktok

2018-11-05 22:24:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-05 22:30:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bronson's a wee shite.

2018-11-05 22:30:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oof, nice edit.

2018-11-05 22:31:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hat? I don't remember a hat. πŸ˜‚

2018-11-05 22:34:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Post them all here and tag Ruger in it. @OfficerOmnicide

2018-11-05 22:36:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Allegian I made it YouTube friendly.

2018-11-05 22:37:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@ him and find out

2018-11-05 22:39:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sometimes I wonder why whiteys even exist

2018-11-05 22:39:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh that hat. Yeah, send it. πŸ˜‚

2018-11-05 22:45:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ditto.

2018-11-05 22:46:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bitch.

2018-11-05 22:46:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

❀

2018-11-05 22:46:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

"henlo" as I believe the kids say these days.

2018-11-05 22:47:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cease.

2018-11-05 22:48:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

beep beep lettuce

2018-11-05 22:50:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@σ €€σ €€AK Not true, every whitey is in a known state of retardation.

2018-11-05 22:51:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Tex got rank.

2018-11-05 22:52:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I liked being blue. Those were the days.

2018-11-05 22:52:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Da ba dee?

2018-11-05 22:52:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

tbf my Meme Slut rank has no real meaning.

2018-11-05 22:53:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I didn't earn it *traditionally* is what I mean. But thank you for the kind words.

2018-11-05 22:55:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@σ €€σ €€AK Thanks. How much do I owe you?

2018-11-05 22:56:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oof.

2018-11-05 22:57:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@OfficerOmnicide Dank is the puppet of Buddha. Buddha is the puppet of me.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509139101467803648/vGBtRRlD.jpg

2018-11-05 22:58:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

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2018-11-05 22:59:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

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2018-11-05 23:00:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Arrest you.

2018-11-05 23:03:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Do you have the gay

2018-11-05 23:03:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Aw.

2018-11-05 23:03:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Turtle Thanks.

2018-11-05 23:05:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@soup dad Hi, I'm a scientist.

2018-11-05 23:06:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Need a Tailed Feature emoji tbh.

2018-11-05 23:06:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh shit that means effort.

2018-11-05 23:08:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sargon is debating an ancap rn.

2018-11-05 23:08:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

lulz

2018-11-05 23:09:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah they're being civil tbh.

2018-11-05 23:10:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

someone say kilt

2018-11-05 23:10:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

ken that's how I say killed

2018-11-05 23:20:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It would be didnae

2018-11-05 23:20:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

not dinnae

2018-11-05 23:21:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dinnae is don't, in Scotland. Didnae is didn't.

2018-11-05 23:22:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User git tae fuck

2018-11-05 23:22:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm Tailed

2018-11-05 23:24:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not a father but I'm several people's daddy

2018-11-05 23:24:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not fat.

2018-11-05 23:27:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Really can't be hooped with work tomorrow

2018-11-06 08:17:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Morning.

2018-11-06 08:18:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

So who won the election or whatever

2018-11-06 08:19:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Doesn't narrow it down.

2018-11-06 08:21:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Doom metal is my favourite.

2018-11-06 08:22:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Merkelinium

2018-11-06 08:24:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Wulfram is a bit furry-sounding.

2018-11-06 08:24:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Maybe with transhumanism.

2018-11-06 08:25:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

So US polling lasts overnight?

2018-11-06 08:25:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Or is it because of time zones

2018-11-06 08:27:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Like the GELFs in the Red Dwarf books. They created a a lifeform that was the size/shape of a football goal for Scotland's national team and we still didn't qualify.

2018-11-06 08:31:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Is that what killed him?

2018-11-06 08:36:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Looks more scared/angry to me.

2018-11-06 18:39:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

2018-11-06 18:41:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've seen your puppies.

2018-11-06 18:43:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've been wearing the same shoes for about 14 years.

2018-11-06 18:44:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@coattailsandbowties Are you smol?

2018-11-06 18:45:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Mandy I'll give you more inches. hmu bb

2018-11-06 18:47:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509438794567778324/ingrid2.jpg

2018-11-06 18:49:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509439107852795953/old-shoes.jpg

2018-11-06 18:49:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Tea Not far off tbh.

2018-11-06 18:50:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Tea I've been wearing the same shoes for 14 years so probably.

2018-11-06 18:52:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User I fixed them.

2018-11-06 18:54:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

There's this girl I like and she told me she's getting this dress, can't wait to see her in it. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WAREHOUSE-RARE-ICONIC-TARTAN-CHECK-WIGGLE-PENCIL-DRESS-VINTAGE-HOURGLASS-8/153238806224

2018-11-06 18:55:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Tea That's the plan.

2018-11-06 18:56:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I call them baffies, you cunt.

2018-11-06 18:56:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Naw I'm just truly Scottish. Unlike you weegie fakes.

2018-11-06 18:57:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Anything west of Livingston is pretty much Weeg.

2018-11-06 18:58:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Tea Embra isn't proper Scottish either.

2018-11-06 18:59:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And tourists.

2018-11-06 19:00:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm just wearing my kilt to the wedding. As usual.

2018-11-06 19:46:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

rekt

2018-11-06 19:47:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

will the gayness ever end

2018-11-06 22:09:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

<:kys:437239826392154112>

2018-11-06 22:13:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I want chocolate.

2018-11-06 22:14:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just chocolate.

2018-11-06 22:14:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

meh

2018-11-06 22:15:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Have you had the 95% cocoa chocolate?

2018-11-06 22:16:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It tastes like earwax.

2018-11-06 22:16:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You can put it in stew.

2018-11-06 22:16:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Because it's bitter as fuck.

2018-11-06 22:17:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah the guy who gave me some said he used it with beef.

2018-11-06 22:36:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Something I've been working on.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509496427651661825/DJENT.mp3

2018-11-06 22:38:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Kiwi fruit. A gay New Zealander.

2018-11-06 22:38:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

what

2018-11-06 22:39:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Evening -_-

2018-11-06 22:39:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You're a day late

2018-11-06 22:42:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

All Whiteys are slow, in one way or another.

2018-11-06 22:42:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cunt card.

2018-11-06 22:43:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Copper wire was invented by two Jews fighting over a penny.

2018-11-07 00:28:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509524590763048961/image0.jpg

2018-11-07 00:33:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What would happen if no one voted?

2018-11-07 00:53:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Soy wave.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509530772361707531/image0.jpg

2018-11-07 00:53:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@AstroTorch what's the difference

2018-11-07 00:55:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

post ironic beardcore

2018-11-07 08:05:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Morning.

2018-11-07 08:43:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Every month is no shave for me.

2018-11-07 08:44:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My moustache doesn't join in the middle, it's so annoying.

2018-11-07 13:41:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hello

2018-11-07 14:27:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Brian Peppers is in a wheelchair

2018-11-07 14:27:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

YTMND

2018-11-07 14:27:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Aye

2018-11-07 14:27:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Those were the days

2018-11-07 14:28:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm trying to remember the song they used for him

2018-11-07 14:28:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

...look at him

2018-11-07 14:30:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah that's it. XD

2018-11-07 14:31:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I just found a Brian Peppers gif collection on YT

2018-11-07 14:35:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm pretty sure there were rumours about his death even in the YTMND days

2018-11-07 14:39:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I have to go pick up my car from the garage.

2018-11-07 14:40:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hopefully.

2018-11-07 14:41:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've had an issue with the engine cutting out on occasion... they reckon they've fixed it but we'll have to see. Hopefully they have because it got its MOT done at the same time which required quite a few bits and pieces being done. If it keeps cutting out then I've wasted money putting it through the MOT.

2018-11-07 14:41:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-07 14:44:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah it's a mate of mine, he's a good dude. But he did say he was baffled by the engine cutting out so if it does it again I'll probably have to take it elsewhere for a 2nd opinion.

2018-11-07 14:47:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I reckon it's an electric fault. When you dip the clutch the engine sometimes cuts out as though you've turned off the ignition. Really odd.

2018-11-07 14:48:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The speedometer needle also drops just before it happens.

2018-11-07 14:50:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

15 years.

2018-11-07 14:51:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Dimorac Hopefully it'll be ok, I'll contact you if it hasn't been fixed. Cheers lod. πŸ™‚

2018-11-07 14:52:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

πŸ‘Œ

2018-11-07 14:52:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Will do.

2018-11-07 14:53:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You're a good boi, Dim.

2018-11-07 16:33:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sigh.

2018-11-07 16:59:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Megadeth > Metallica

2018-11-07 16:59:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm online a lot

2018-11-07 17:01:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah we were talking about Brian Peppers a few hours ago.

2018-11-07 17:03:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Anyway @rart you just cheered me up a bit.

2018-11-07 17:08:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Gay shit.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509776291743137802/brokeback_birmingham.png

2018-11-07 17:10:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Get PFP faggot

2018-11-07 17:13:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Better safe than sorry. Ban the spergy loli furry.

2018-11-07 17:15:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sometimes I wish I was a mod. Then I remember I'd probably ban everyone.

2018-11-07 17:17:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509778551734665217/Mossad.JPG

2018-11-07 17:18:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Out of love.

2018-11-07 17:18:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

❀

2018-11-07 17:19:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

"Deleting the server out of rape" doesn't make sense as a sentence.

2018-11-07 17:27:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Make me mod so I can ban these unfunny cunts.

2018-11-07 17:29:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@T e x I posted some music for you in <#418503038781620255> once you've had a wank over those tiddies.

2018-11-07 17:30:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Is that Nicholas II or George V?

2018-11-07 17:33:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm thirsty but I'm not a fucking loser about it.

2018-11-07 17:34:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't want to see your ass.

2018-11-07 17:35:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That doesn't mean I don't want to see other things. 😏

2018-11-07 17:37:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't like blowjobs.

2018-11-07 17:37:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Why does it bother you? It's not like you're ever going to give me one. πŸ˜‚

2018-11-07 17:38:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Meh. They don't do anything for me.

2018-11-07 17:39:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've never given a blowjob because I'm not gay.

2018-11-07 17:40:05 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My last relationship contained no oral either. Even though I like eating out pussy. :3

2018-11-07 17:41:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Questgiver Have you ever considered letting the Lord into your *rectal cavity*?

2018-11-07 17:43:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You jerk it to real kids instead. Paedo.

2018-11-07 17:46:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I think there needs to be a set time when Whiteys can't post. Like 24 hours a day.

2018-11-07 17:47:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Torch have you actually done it? πŸ˜‚

2018-11-07 17:48:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@AstroTorch You madlad. You actually did it? πŸ˜‚

2018-11-07 17:49:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That's cool, Torch. We all need a bit of quiet time.

2018-11-07 17:50:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You can thank me later, Whiteys.

2018-11-07 17:51:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

youdontsay.jpg

2018-11-07 17:52:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I know I'm a retard but I'm not retarded.

2018-11-07 17:53:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm kidding, I have very active almonds, many wrinkles.

2018-11-07 17:53:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And that's just my balls.

2018-11-07 17:53:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

*Active*.

2018-11-07 17:54:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I was under the impression the lovely Manderson was taken.

2018-11-07 17:55:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I should probably add notes to people.

2018-11-07 17:56:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I believe you have a relevant screencap, @coattailsandbowties

2018-11-07 17:56:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The one about my thirstiness.

2018-11-07 17:57:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What a shame!

2018-11-07 17:58:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I need to stop pulling my beard hairs out.

2018-11-07 18:00:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509789139714179082/906887105015185408.png

2018-11-07 18:01:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/509789387924701194/cheddarmcdoogle.png

2018-11-07 18:02:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Maundy

2018-11-07 18:03:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm a fucking disgrace.

2018-11-07 18:05:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah I just caught sight of myself in the mirror. My clothes have holes in them and I look like a tramp.

2018-11-07 18:05:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

True.

2018-11-07 18:06:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Might wear my kilt to work tomorrow.

2018-11-07 18:07:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Letting the balls hang free.

2018-11-07 18:08:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Let's be honest, kilts are preferable to tartan trousers.

2018-11-07 18:08:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User What can I say, I like living on the edge.

2018-11-07 18:08:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

lol

2018-11-07 18:09:05 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

They can have it.

2018-11-07 18:09:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

^

2018-11-07 18:10:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Trousers.

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