Hello

How are we all this not-so-fine day?

My man flu is getting worse. I wish it'd hurry up and just consume me.

Even if we went outside it wouldn't help because it's always cloudy.

I get ill a lot because I work with kids.

I'm not in childcare.

Dozens of your ilk.

Not that I'm aware of.

I've never had a flu shot.

Maybe I'm not entitled to one because I'm only contracted, which is dumb because I come into contact with more kids than teachers do, lol.

@Deleted User No.

@Deleted User "vulnerable" people get it for free, the elderly, young kids, asthmatics etc.

I'm not elderly enough yet.

Don't make me hit you with my cane.

You laugh but I actually have a Zulu spear and shield.

I don't think scrotums (scroti?) can get goosebumps.

I'd happily have my balls removed. They serve no purpose and just get in the way.

If it was torsion you'd be in absolute agony and dead by now.

@Deleted User Hell no.

I've already asked if I can have the snip but apparently I'm too young.

I could probably get it done private.

I don't really need it done anyway, can't get a sock pregnant.

Bacon time.

@coattailsandbowties come git

Slow day today, @Gebbin?

Legs > tits and ass

Red heads are the best.

One of my tutors at university was only a few years older than me and a redhead, goddamn I'd have wrecked her.

I literally can't cook. Literally.

We all noticed it, faggot.

@Octavia me

Not really, no.

@Dimorac How's it going man?

Shit dude, sorry to hear that.

I'll come down, be your wingman.

Not that you need one.

Morning.

👌

mods

Or a Wotsit.

11/9 tbf

@Dimorac

Cats are shit. But still need fed.

@Niko Haven't you ever seen me wearing it before?

@Niko I don't blame you. But yes I have the mask. Tried getting Markus to wear it but he changed his mind.

@Niko I have video of him wearing the hat at least.

I'll get him to wear it eventually.

True.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/361290189148-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

@Mandy Oof, scat boi.

what

What is tiktok

@sweatercowsandsass Oh dear.

Bronson's a wee shite.

Oof, nice edit.

Hat? I don't remember a hat. 😂

Post them all here and tag Ruger in it. @OfficerOmnicide

@Allegian I made it YouTube friendly.

@ him and find out

Sometimes I wonder why whiteys even exist

Oh that hat. Yeah, send it. 😂

Ditto.

Bitch.

❤

"henlo" as I believe the kids say these days.

Cease.

beep beep lettuce

@󠀀󠀀AK Not true, every whitey is in a known state of retardation.

Tex got rank.

I liked being blue. Those were the days.

Da ba dee?

tbf my Meme Slut rank has no real meaning.

I didn't earn it *traditionally* is what I mean. But thank you for the kind words.

@󠀀󠀀AK Thanks. How much do I owe you?

Oof.

@OfficerOmnicide Dank is the puppet of Buddha. Buddha is the puppet of me.

@󠀀󠀀AK

Arrest you.

Do you have the gay

Aw.

@Turtle Thanks.

@soup dad Hi, I'm a scientist.

Need a Tailed Feature emoji tbh.

Oh shit that means effort.