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2018-06-17 12:37:47 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  

Yeah I'm shilling myself.

Finally finished a full version of Dank's theme tune. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBC5bdXS-Qw

2018-08-07 21:51:27 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  


BBC Radio Scotland interview with Dank. @Firetechy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AATjcU22kJA

Fuck it, since the original version of Show Me Your Pizza was flagged, I made a snowflake special video to accompany the song. https://youtu.be/WWoc6TiAm6s

2018-08-10 20:57:39 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  


A classic response video. This guy thinks you should support free speech, but not Dank because reasons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsW16Fcbxvc

Going live in a minute or two. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsnsD37eIv8

2018-09-05 18:43:40 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  


2018-09-05 18:56:48 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  
2018-09-05 23:54:25 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  

This band made a song about Mad Jack Churchill called Bombs & Bagpipes. @Ruger

o snap

2018-09-25 10:21:26 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  

@Sechesin Aye the vocals "improved" after that album. I love the blues feel to the outro, so groovy and brutal at the same time.

2018-09-25 10:23:17 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  

I'm into more doom/stoner stuff mostly. But Black Sabbath are my favourite band.

2018-09-25 10:26:45 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  


2018-09-25 10:27:54 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  

I'm going to see these guys next week. https://youtu.be/t8I3I3fTvjs?t=1m10s


@Dimorac Can we open make all text channels for those with rank only?

I made a shitty song parody, love me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOqEwf3VpYQ

Long ass video about internet censorship for your delectation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_lOwOZhEJY

2018-10-22 11:55:43 UTC [Dank Brigade #music]  

I have to get back to work. Enjoy.

2018-11-03 09:27:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-03 09:29:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How are we all this not-so-fine day?

2018-11-03 09:30:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My man flu is getting worse. I wish it'd hurry up and just consume me.

2018-11-03 09:32:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Even if we went outside it wouldn't help because it's always cloudy.

2018-11-03 09:32:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I get ill a lot because I work with kids.

2018-11-03 09:33:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not in childcare.

2018-11-03 09:34:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dozens of your ilk.

2018-11-03 09:35:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not that I'm aware of.

2018-11-03 09:36:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've never had a flu shot.

2018-11-03 09:37:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Maybe I'm not entitled to one because I'm only contracted, which is dumb because I come into contact with more kids than teachers do, lol.

2018-11-03 09:39:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-03 09:39:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User "vulnerable" people get it for free, the elderly, young kids, asthmatics etc.

2018-11-03 09:39:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not elderly enough yet.

2018-11-03 09:40:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Don't make me hit you with my cane.

2018-11-03 09:41:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You laugh but I actually have a Zulu spear and shield.

2018-11-03 10:17:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't think scrotums (scroti?) can get goosebumps.

2018-11-03 10:22:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-03 10:23:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'd happily have my balls removed. They serve no purpose and just get in the way.

2018-11-03 10:24:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If it was torsion you'd be in absolute agony and dead by now.

2018-11-03 10:24:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User Hell no.

2018-11-03 10:26:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've already asked if I can have the snip but apparently I'm too young.

2018-11-03 10:26:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I could probably get it done private.

2018-11-03 10:29:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't really need it done anyway, can't get a sock pregnant.

2018-11-03 12:39:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bacon time.

2018-11-03 12:42:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-03 13:15:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Slow day today, @Gebbin?

2018-11-03 13:21:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Legs > tits and ass

2018-11-03 14:33:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Red heads are the best.

2018-11-03 14:35:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

One of my tutors at university was only a few years older than me and a redhead, goddamn I'd have wrecked her.

2018-11-03 14:44:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I literally can't cook. Literally.

2018-11-03 15:34:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-03 16:17:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We all noticed it, faggot.

2018-11-03 20:51:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-03 20:52:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not really, no.

2018-11-03 21:22:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Dimorac How's it going man?

2018-11-03 21:23:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Shit dude, sorry to hear that.

2018-11-03 21:23:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'll come down, be your wingman.

2018-11-03 21:24:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not that you need one.

2018-11-04 10:07:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:08:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:09:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:14:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:15:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:15:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:15:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:16:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 10:17:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Or a Wotsit.

2018-11-04 15:22:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:22:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:24:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:26:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:28:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

11/9 tbf

2018-11-04 15:30:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:30:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:32:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 15:33:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cats are shit. But still need fed.

2018-11-04 15:36:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Niko Haven't you ever seen me wearing it before?

2018-11-04 15:37:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Niko I don't blame you. But yes I have the mask. Tried getting Markus to wear it but he changed his mind.

2018-11-04 15:38:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Niko I have video of him wearing the hat at least.

2018-11-04 15:38:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'll get him to wear it eventually.

2018-11-04 15:39:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-04 23:36:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Mandy Oof, scat boi.

2018-11-05 22:22:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:23:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:24:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What is tiktok

2018-11-05 22:24:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-05 22:30:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bronson's a wee shite.

2018-11-05 22:30:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oof, nice edit.

2018-11-05 22:31:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hat? I don't remember a hat. πŸ˜‚

2018-11-05 22:34:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Post them all here and tag Ruger in it. @OfficerOmnicide

2018-11-05 22:36:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Allegian I made it YouTube friendly.

2018-11-05 22:37:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@ him and find out

2018-11-05 22:39:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sometimes I wonder why whiteys even exist

2018-11-05 22:39:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh that hat. Yeah, send it. πŸ˜‚

2018-11-05 22:45:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:46:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:46:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:46:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

"henlo" as I believe the kids say these days.

2018-11-05 22:47:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:48:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

beep beep lettuce

2018-11-05 22:50:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@σ €€σ €€AK Not true, every whitey is in a known state of retardation.

2018-11-05 22:51:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Tex got rank.

2018-11-05 22:52:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I liked being blue. Those were the days.

2018-11-05 22:52:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Da ba dee?

2018-11-05 22:52:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

tbf my Meme Slut rank has no real meaning.

2018-11-05 22:53:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I didn't earn it *traditionally* is what I mean. But thank you for the kind words.

2018-11-05 22:55:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@σ €€σ €€AK Thanks. How much do I owe you?

2018-11-05 22:56:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:57:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@OfficerOmnicide Dank is the puppet of Buddha. Buddha is the puppet of me.


2018-11-05 22:58:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 22:59:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 23:00:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Arrest you.

2018-11-05 23:03:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Do you have the gay

2018-11-05 23:03:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 23:03:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Turtle Thanks.

2018-11-05 23:05:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@soup dad Hi, I'm a scientist.

2018-11-05 23:06:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Need a Tailed Feature emoji tbh.

2018-11-05 23:06:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh shit that means effort.

2018-11-05 23:08:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sargon is debating an ancap rn.

2018-11-05 23:08:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-05 23:09:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah they're being civil tbh.

2018-11-05 23:10:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

someone say kilt

2018-11-05 23:10:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

ken that's how I say killed

2018-11-05 23:20:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It would be didnae

2018-11-05 23:20:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

not dinnae

2018-11-05 23:21:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dinnae is don't, in Scotland. Didnae is didn't.

2018-11-05 23:22:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User git tae fuck

2018-11-05 23:22:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm Tailed

2018-11-05 23:24:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not a father but I'm several people's daddy

2018-11-05 23:24:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not fat.

2018-11-05 23:27:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Really can't be hooped with work tomorrow

2018-11-06 08:17:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-06 08:18:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

So who won the election or whatever

2018-11-06 08:19:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Doesn't narrow it down.

2018-11-06 08:21:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Doom metal is my favourite.

2018-11-06 08:22:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-06 08:24:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Wulfram is a bit furry-sounding.

2018-11-06 08:24:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Maybe with transhumanism.

2018-11-06 08:25:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

So US polling lasts overnight?

2018-11-06 08:25:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Or is it because of time zones

2018-11-06 08:27:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Like the GELFs in the Red Dwarf books. They created a a lifeform that was the size/shape of a football goal for Scotland's national team and we still didn't qualify.

2018-11-06 08:31:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Is that what killed him?

2018-11-06 08:36:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Looks more scared/angry to me.

2018-11-06 18:39:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

2018-11-06 18:41:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've seen your puppies.

2018-11-06 18:43:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've been wearing the same shoes for about 14 years.

2018-11-06 18:44:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@coattailsandbowties Are you smol?

2018-11-06 18:45:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Mandy I'll give you more inches. hmu bb

2018-11-06 18:47:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-06 18:49:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-06 18:49:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Tea Not far off tbh.

2018-11-06 18:50:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Tea I've been wearing the same shoes for 14 years so probably.

2018-11-06 18:52:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Deleted User I fixed them.

2018-11-06 18:54:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

There's this girl I like and she told me she's getting this dress, can't wait to see her in it. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WAREHOUSE-RARE-ICONIC-TARTAN-CHECK-WIGGLE-PENCIL-DRESS-VINTAGE-HOURGLASS-8/153238806224

2018-11-06 18:55:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Tea That's the plan.

2018-11-06 18:56:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I call them baffies, you cunt.

2018-11-06 18:56:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Naw I'm just truly Scottish. Unlike you weegie fakes.

2018-11-06 18:57:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Anything west of Livingston is pretty much Weeg.

2018-11-06 18:58:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Tea Embra isn't proper Scottish either.

2018-11-06 18:59:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And tourists.

2018-11-06 19:00:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm just wearing my kilt to the wedding. As usual.

2018-11-06 19:46:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-06 19:47:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

will the gayness ever end

2018-11-06 22:09:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-06 22:13:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I want chocolate.

2018-11-06 22:14:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just chocolate.

2018-11-06 22:14:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-06 22:15:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Have you had the 95% cocoa chocolate?

2018-11-06 22:16:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It tastes like earwax.

2018-11-06 22:16:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You can put it in stew.

2018-11-06 22:16:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Because it's bitter as fuck.

2018-11-06 22:17:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah the guy who gave me some said he used it with beef.

2018-11-06 22:36:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Something I've been working on.


2018-11-06 22:38:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Kiwi fruit. A gay New Zealander.

2018-11-06 22:38:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-06 22:39:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Evening -_-

2018-11-06 22:39:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You're a day late

2018-11-06 22:42:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

All Whiteys are slow, in one way or another.

2018-11-06 22:42:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cunt card.

2018-11-06 22:43:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Copper wire was invented by two Jews fighting over a penny.

2018-11-07 00:28:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 00:33:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What would happen if no one voted?

2018-11-07 00:53:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Soy wave.


2018-11-07 00:53:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@AstroTorch what's the difference

2018-11-07 00:55:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

post ironic beardcore

2018-11-07 08:05:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 08:43:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Every month is no shave for me.

2018-11-07 08:44:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My moustache doesn't join in the middle, it's so annoying.

2018-11-07 13:41:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 14:27:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Brian Peppers is in a wheelchair

2018-11-07 14:27:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 14:27:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 14:27:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Those were the days

2018-11-07 14:28:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm trying to remember the song they used for him

2018-11-07 14:28:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

...look at him

2018-11-07 14:30:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah that's it. XD

2018-11-07 14:31:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I just found a Brian Peppers gif collection on YT

2018-11-07 14:35:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm pretty sure there were rumours about his death even in the YTMND days

2018-11-07 14:39:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I have to go pick up my car from the garage.

2018-11-07 14:40:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 14:41:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've had an issue with the engine cutting out on occasion... they reckon they've fixed it but we'll have to see. Hopefully they have because it got its MOT done at the same time which required quite a few bits and pieces being done. If it keeps cutting out then I've wasted money putting it through the MOT.

2018-11-07 14:41:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-07 14:44:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah it's a mate of mine, he's a good dude. But he did say he was baffled by the engine cutting out so if it does it again I'll probably have to take it elsewhere for a 2nd opinion.

2018-11-07 14:47:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I reckon it's an electric fault. When you dip the clutch the engine sometimes cuts out as though you've turned off the ignition. Really odd.

2018-11-07 14:48:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The speedometer needle also drops just before it happens.

2018-11-07 14:50:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

15 years.

2018-11-07 14:51:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Dimorac Hopefully it'll be ok, I'll contact you if it hasn't been fixed. Cheers lod. πŸ™‚

2018-11-07 14:52:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 14:52:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Will do.

2018-11-07 14:53:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You're a good boi, Dim.

2018-11-07 16:33:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 16:59:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Megadeth > Metallica

2018-11-07 16:59:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm online a lot

2018-11-07 17:01:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah we were talking about Brian Peppers a few hours ago.

2018-11-07 17:03:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Anyway @rart you just cheered me up a bit.

2018-11-07 17:08:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Gay shit.


2018-11-07 17:10:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Get PFP faggot

2018-11-07 17:13:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Better safe than sorry. Ban the spergy loli furry.

2018-11-07 17:15:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sometimes I wish I was a mod. Then I remember I'd probably ban everyone.

2018-11-07 17:17:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 17:18:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Out of love.

2018-11-07 17:18:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 17:19:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

"Deleting the server out of rape" doesn't make sense as a sentence.

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