Message from @nuPlissken

Discord ID: 392584498916753409


2017-12-19 02:01:29 UTC  

fekc

2017-12-19 02:05:47 UTC  

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2017-12-19 02:08:21 UTC  

FUCK YOU NORWAY

2017-12-19 02:08:45 UTC  
2017-12-19 02:11:31 UTC  
2017-12-19 02:55:57 UTC  

```To be fair, you have to have a very high amount of Midichlorians to understand the Star Wars prequels. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the high ground most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Anakin’s whiny outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the Midichlorian capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Star Wars prequels truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Anakin’s existential catchphrase “I don’t like sand,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Twelve Years A Slave. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as George Lucas’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jar Jar Binks tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within a range of 5% of Midichlorians in their blood of my own capacity (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, kid.```

2017-12-19 03:03:35 UTC  

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2017-12-19 03:27:37 UTC  
2017-12-19 04:02:42 UTC  

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2017-12-19 06:43:03 UTC  

When your shitlib cousin comes over and wants to smoke weed.

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2017-12-19 06:50:41 UTC  

Shout out to all the women-respecters™ in the house!

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2017-12-19 06:51:07 UTC  

Hippity Hoppity, Women are Property

2017-12-19 06:51:14 UTC  

Allahu Akbar

2017-12-19 06:51:22 UTC  

My nigga...

2017-12-19 06:51:29 UTC  

*tips fedora*

2017-12-19 06:52:43 UTC  

My nama Jafar
I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar

2017-12-19 07:13:21 UTC  

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2017-12-19 07:22:17 UTC  

This is terrible. Funny, but terrible.

2017-12-19 07:50:38 UTC  

I'm dying over here 😂

2017-12-19 12:24:28 UTC  

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2017-12-19 12:24:36 UTC  

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2017-12-19 19:45:49 UTC  

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2017-12-19 20:03:03 UTC  

Not gay at all.

2017-12-19 21:23:16 UTC  

``` I beat my meat to your mom
```

2017-12-19 21:23:27 UTC  

10/10 roast

2017-12-19 21:23:34 UTC  

Best cod player ever

2017-12-19 21:56:13 UTC  

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2017-12-19 21:57:02 UTC  

LMAO!!!

2017-12-19 21:57:35 UTC  

The kimspirations are a very undervalued meme imo

2017-12-19 22:08:17 UTC  

I bet all 3 of these guys have Grids.

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2017-12-19 22:10:10 UTC  

Gross.

2017-12-19 22:16:35 UTC  

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2017-12-20 00:51:16 UTC  

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2017-12-20 03:13:05 UTC  

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2017-12-20 04:23:10 UTC  

THEY'RE ONTO US NILES!

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2017-12-20 04:23:37 UTC  

He's also getting his eggs scrambled.

2017-12-20 04:23:56 UTC  

I don't know what that's a euphamism for, but I bet it is downright filthy.