goddamn these game references sure are pandering

I made a politics only Twitter account

"FINALLY! My Star Trek/socialist utopia fanfiction is complete!"
*presses "Send" by mistake*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

But seriously I have a lot of screenshots of shit like this

Completely ignoring the elephant in the room, or should I say the donkey in the room.

I usually like to follow cartoon voiceover actors, but there are *quite a few* exceptions. And when I say quite a few, I mean there's a lot who I steer clear of.

pretty much

like when Eminem said "you can't be a fan of mine and a Trump supporter"

~~more like Feminem amirite~~

the hell is going on there?

Once I got bored and made this:

The "Escalade is better than Navigator" line is a reference to *Are We There Yet* which starred Ice Cube. He was driving a Lincoln Navigator in that movie.

THEY'RE ONTO US NILES!

I mentioned this on another server with that same picture, but Frasier and Niles specialize in the "tossed salad". They manage a weed farm off of I-90 outside of Spokane. On the farm, their customers refer to them as Sideshow Bob and Cecil respectively.

lol

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/943544651885236225 Smug much?

I usually like to read The Onion's timeline but damn

Man shit, I KNEW I shouldn't have taken a nap when I got home this afternoon

I'm surprised it wasn't banned after saying something like "fuck gays"

was that last year or two years ago?

I heard that the taxes were being driven up even higher because of a new high speed rail line being built connecting LA to Fresno

I don't think I could ever live there. Too many libtards, plus high taxes, wildfires, earthquakes and the same climate year round. No thank you.

Listening to Crowder's livestream

Fun fact: he voiced the Brain in season 6 of *Arthur*

as someone with Asperger's I banged my head on the desk upon seeing this

so you let a mental disorder determine your beliefs rather than following your heart?

Potato Chipman indeed.

No thanks I'll walk instead

~~I just want the Rush in Rio DVD for Christmas~~

I saw a woodgrain kit for a Scion xB. Does that count?

"You know the Stone Age? Well, it was the Wood Age. Everything was made of wood back then."
-James Rolfe

a week ago my dad was talking about something similar, he was saying "if you're gonna immigrate here legally, you gotta learn to speak English."

Whenever I hear the word "cobbler" I always think of peach cobbler

my favorite dessert

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/946872917521989632 Thoughts? I think he was making fun of those who spread lies and misinformation.

...okay?

https://twitter.com/TheBillyWest/status/946856804884946944 How about this? Smug or actually funny?

if it was the other way around, then Hillary Clinton would be Mom.

probably

I can actually do a good Zapp Brannigan impression

I read somewhere that he's based off of Shatner's character from Star Trek (I know nothing about Star Trek)

one time Billy West said "I based his voice off of those big dumb radio DJs from the 1950s" but I think he was supposed to sound like Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons.
Supposedly Phil Hartman was intended to voice him but he died in 1996

he even looks like Lionel Hutz as well but his hair/skin are the opposite colors

yeah, especially the way he stands with his legs outwards

I've never been into it, my dad however loves it

Orville was basically Seth MacFarlane's dream, to reboot Star Trek

if I could make the TV show of my dreams it would be a MadTV reboot but better

I've always liked it better than SNL

I discovered it in 2008 when my sister showed me some Miss Swan sketches as well as the Pizza Hut one and the Bon Qui Qui one

that guy on the left

If he wasn't standing at that angle I'd just assume he's going "hot damn"

but it looks like something else

oh

the guy who wants to "rid Tweeter of the Nazis" or some shit?

He has a growing list of people he's blocked

I just thought he was some guy who was really into comics

at least that's the vibe I picked up when I first heard of him (which was that one Big Bang Theory episode where he plays some sort of card game against Sheldon)

I used to watch that show with my dad, that's how I've seen a lot of episodes

I used to be a huge fan of it, then I branched out and started watching other sitcoms like Seinfeld (which I also used to watch with my dad a lot)

And you sure as hell can't wish him out of the White House, Timmy Turner!

I hear their money is so worthless that they have to weigh it on scales

But you know, not real communism

Stalin killed over 20 million of his own people.

But you know, not real communism

oh

earlier today I was reading about the end of the Soviet Union after watching a video of some guy reviewing a Trabant

an awful car made by East Germans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1-4GsQa-g

it looks like the cars you see driving around Paris in the movie *Ratatouille*

"If my awful-er I mean well built Lada doesn't start up, I can't go to work, and that means I get sent to ze GULAG!"

https://twitter.com/MattBaume/status/947247154891862016 What the hell does circumcision have to do with going to the movies?

Andy Kaufman?

It's a reference to the REM song "Man on the Moon"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hKSYgOGtos

There's nothing out there to see

Nothing as cool

https://twitter.com/shibsu/status/943836090309447680

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFMluLWX0vo

Right now I'm listening to some Rush concert bootlegs

this one was recorded at the Hollywood Bowl in July 2007

When I bought some old NASCAR video games a few years ago, those got me into 2000s metal. This is back when that kind of music was associated with NASCAR and not country

Just yesterday I listened to REM's "Murmur" for the first time. I started listening to their albums on Google Play almost a year ago, but stopped around "Up" because I didn't like the sound of it. It was different from their other albums, that made me feel like a truck driver on a long road trip

back in the early 2000s

Back when I was 7, I got NASCAR 2005 for Christmas, which had a lot of that kind of music in the game's soundtrack. I listen to that and the NFS Hot Pursuit 2 soundtrack whenever I play those old NASCAR games now.

I've never watched wrestling

but I've at least heard of John Cena, The Rock, Paul Heyman, etc

Nah, I was born in 1999

nyes

why was the name changed?

Ah, the World Wildlife Fund

I knew those initials sounded familiar

I can at least tell you that the Pontiac Silverdome hosted WrestleMania in 1987, that's only from me researching abandoned buildings

I've at least seen interviews with Randy Savage in them. I don't see how he could keep a straight face while doing them

My lower back just popped

yeah, it's because of this upper respiratory infection where I've also had body aches as a side effect of them

I went to the doctor today and got a shot for them

hopefully I'll finally be better tomorrow

yeah