Message from @Broo TulsiGang 2024 π¬π§ πΊπΈ
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turtwife insisted
@turtwig Don't listen to them! Just sautee it up afterwards with a bit of butter and bacon
Oh dear
na no bacon
SACRILEGE
Any reason given for this invasion of purple?
roast pork
turwife better have a better taste in men than food
she couldn't decide between red or white cabbage
and I cba having an argument about cabbage so I just
grabbed the closest one
KEK
Good man
MAybe next time she'll have an opinion <:NPC:500042735617703967>
maybe
This is how to deal with women 101
they won't choose. Just pick one
IF it wrong, you get blamed and it's white from then on
If it's right noone gets credit and it's purple
referring to mash as smashed potatoes
makes me sad
Who says that?
no
I always smash them with a hammer
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Not gonna lie, I do actually like this new feature that Apple is using where they report your weekly screen time averages.
to your Mom
I actually don't know if it does that.
(it does)
That's actually not a bad thing.
Considering how many parents are dumb enough to give their kids smart phones.
and to your gf
Probably not a bad thing either lol.
na like fancy restaurants say "smashed potatoes" instead of "mashed potatoes"
like there is a difference
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When antifa comes to the UK, we're fucked