Message from @turtwig
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Homeless people drink that garbage
It's never even been close to an Apple
Good ol Mad Dog
Looks <:gay:382982146249326612>
I needed some "cooking dinner" booze and Iceland were sorely lacking in the quality booze department
Nah, that's gangster white trash shit lol
anyone seen this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l46yRRHQUIE
You'll get through 1 and a half before you're black out drunk, and regretting everything the next day
sounds like the last time I participated in "red in the shed"
I drank 2 bottles of red wine
much regret
You ever do "Slap the Bag"?
As TurtKid I refuse to eat this
It looks wrong
It smells wrong
and my parents are wrong
Boiled cabbage π
@turtwig Disgusting
@turtwig Don't listen to them! Just sautee it up afterwards with a bit of butter and bacon
Oh dear
na no bacon
SACRILEGE
Any reason given for this invasion of purple?
roast pork
turwife better have a better taste in men than food
she couldn't decide between red or white cabbage
and I cba having an argument about cabbage so I just
grabbed the closest one
KEK
Good man
MAybe next time she'll have an opinion <:NPC:500042735617703967>
maybe
This is how to deal with women 101
they won't choose. Just pick one
IF it wrong, you get blamed and it's white from then on
If it's right noone gets credit and it's purple
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