and my parents are wrong

Boiled cabbage 👌

@turtwig Disgusting

turtwife insisted

@turtwig Don't listen to them! Just sautee it up afterwards with a bit of butter and bacon

Oh dear

na no bacon

SACRILEGE

Any reason given for this invasion of purple?

roast pork

turwife better have a better taste in men than food

she couldn't decide between red or white cabbage

and I cba having an argument about cabbage so I just

grabbed the closest one

KEK

Good man

MAybe next time she'll have an opinion <:NPC:500042735617703967>

maybe

This is how to deal with women 101

they won't choose. Just pick one

IF it wrong, you get blamed and it's white from then on

If it's right noone gets credit and it's purple

🤷🏿

referring to mash as smashed potatoes

makes me sad

Who says that?

no

I always smash them with a hammer

<:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

Not gonna lie, I do actually like this new feature that Apple is using where they report your weekly screen time averages.

to your Mom

I actually don't know if it does that.

(it does)

That's actually not a bad thing.

Considering how many parents are dumb enough to give their kids smart phones.

and to your gf

Probably not a bad thing either lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx_zj2RReB0

na like fancy restaurants say "smashed potatoes" instead of "mashed potatoes"