Message from @turtwig
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I drank 2 bottles of red wine
much regret
You ever do "Slap the Bag"?
As TurtKid I refuse to eat this
It looks wrong
It smells wrong
and my parents are wrong
Boiled cabbage π
@turtwig Disgusting
turtwife insisted
@turtwig Don't listen to them! Just sautee it up afterwards with a bit of butter and bacon
Oh dear
na no bacon
SACRILEGE
Any reason given for this invasion of purple?
roast pork
turwife better have a better taste in men than food
she couldn't decide between red or white cabbage
grabbed the closest one
KEK
Good man
MAybe next time she'll have an opinion <:NPC:500042735617703967>
maybe
This is how to deal with women 101
they won't choose. Just pick one
IF it wrong, you get blamed and it's white from then on
If it's right noone gets credit and it's purple
π€·πΏ
referring to mash as smashed potatoes
makes me sad
Who says that?
no
I always smash them with a hammer
<:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>
Not gonna lie, I do actually like this new feature that Apple is using where they report your weekly screen time averages.
to your Mom
I actually don't know if it does that.