It's never even been close to an Apple

Good ol Mad Dog

Looks <:gay:382982146249326612>

I needed some "cooking dinner" booze and Iceland were sorely lacking in the quality booze department

Nah, that's gangster white trash shit lol

anyone seen this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l46yRRHQUIE

You'll get through 1 and a half before you're black out drunk, and regretting everything the next day

sounds like the last time I participated in "red in the shed"

I drank 2 bottles of red wine

much regret

You ever do "Slap the Bag"?

As TurtKid I refuse to eat this

It looks wrong

It smells wrong

and my parents are wrong

Boiled cabbage 👌

@turtwig Disgusting

turtwife insisted

@turtwig Don't listen to them! Just sautee it up afterwards with a bit of butter and bacon

Oh dear

na no bacon

SACRILEGE

Any reason given for this invasion of purple?

roast pork

turwife better have a better taste in men than food

she couldn't decide between red or white cabbage

and I cba having an argument about cabbage so I just

grabbed the closest one

KEK

Good man

MAybe next time she'll have an opinion <:NPC:500042735617703967>

maybe

This is how to deal with women 101

they won't choose. Just pick one

IF it wrong, you get blamed and it's white from then on

If it's right noone gets credit and it's purple

🤷🏿

referring to mash as smashed potatoes