grabbed the closest one

KEK

Good man

MAybe next time she'll have an opinion <:NPC:500042735617703967>

maybe

This is how to deal with women 101

they won't choose. Just pick one

IF it wrong, you get blamed and it's white from then on

If it's right noone gets credit and it's purple

🤷🏿

referring to mash as smashed potatoes

makes me sad

Who says that?

no

I always smash them with a hammer

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Not gonna lie, I do actually like this new feature that Apple is using where they report your weekly screen time averages.

to your Mom

I actually don't know if it does that.

(it does)

That's actually not a bad thing.

Considering how many parents are dumb enough to give their kids smart phones.

and to your gf

Probably not a bad thing either lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx_zj2RReB0

na like fancy restaurants say "smashed potatoes" instead of "mashed potatoes"

like there is a difference

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When antifa comes to the UK, we're fucked

fucking upper class penises

AntiFA is already here

they mostly just stop Sargon meets tho

There's less that about 40 antifa members in the UK ngl

And even then, Sargon just goes and has them somewhere else lol.

I had a ticket to Sagon @ Scarborough

butr I didn't get to meet Carl! REEEEEEEEEE

@AsianMessiah Aren't you American?

So is anyone going to watch Jim's fucking chimpout today?

By birth-right yes, but I live in the UK

you need some flags 👍🏿