167

wat

167 is pretty short

6'1 is 180+

well if i had some money it wouldnt matter

Makes sense

but you know, them Heely shoes are a godsend

cause they dont look like Carlton shoes

I mean it didnt stop tom cruise

small man syndrome is real af tho

Tax dollahs y'all

not even scientology stopped Cruise, though it did put a bit of a dent in him

in fact there arent a lot of role models my height cause they all grow up bitched out

wrasslin make big money, state want some o' dat

thats why Shapiro my nigga

Einstein is kinda short no?

5 9

Stalin was like 5’5

I was thinking to myself how shocking it must have been for the Japs when they first met Europeans, then also realisedd how much shorter Europeans were back then too

yeah but f††† stalin, and, exactly

Napoleon syndrome confirmed

And then the Japs kept on eating rice and not getting any taller

Also every historical figure before 1500 is prolly below 170

The rifles they used in WW2 were nearly as tall as they were

napoleon is taller than me, f††† his priv

French inches are longer than English ones

my height-challenged dad should have bred with a woman who wasnt 5'2"

thats why im gonna marry an amazonian woman

So Napoleon beeing short is propaganda from the UK

Do you have stretch marks?

he was 5:9

Im short and got stretch marks

an inch over the avrage of the day

sad

man

why

why would that give you those

are you sure youre not fat

Everyone was shorter back when Napoleon was around anyway

Im never been fat

okay, well to answer your question yeah probly on my thighs or something but *probly not from being short*