Napoleon syndrome confirmed

And then the Japs kept on eating rice and not getting any taller

Also every historical figure before 1500 is prolly below 170

The rifles they used in WW2 were nearly as tall as they were

napoleon is taller than me, f††† his priv

French inches are longer than English ones

my height-challenged dad should have bred with a woman who wasnt 5'2"

thats why im gonna marry an amazonian woman

So Napoleon beeing short is propaganda from the UK

Do you have stretch marks?

he was 5:9

Im short and got stretch marks

an inch over the avrage of the day

sad

man

why

why would that give you those

are you sure youre not fat

Everyone was shorter back when Napoleon was around anyway

Im never been fat

okay, well to answer your question yeah probly on my thighs or something but *probly not from being short*

To be fair tough 5:9 aint short tho?

5'9" is only a little short

it's just not 6 foot, which is where 'not short' is

this is the most feminine discussion I've ever seen here

napoleon was short enough to have artists draw him taller

we gonna start talking about fuckin' hairstyles next?

ah shit.

shouldn't have said that..

haha

I should get a haircut

thats true

im insecure af sorry, ill say no more

How old are you?

Why do you guys love sargon so much

shave your hair, save money on hairdressers and shampoo <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Love is a strong word

But you treat him like a God heee

Here

And want him to be your prime minister