Message from @flyingfoxel
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Tax dollahs y'all
not even scientology stopped Cruise, though it did put a bit of a dent in him
in fact there arent a lot of role models my height cause they all grow up bitched out
wrasslin make big money, state want some o' dat
thats why Shapiro my nigga
Einstein is kinda short no?
5 9
Stalin was like 5’5
I was thinking to myself how shocking it must have been for the Japs when they first met Europeans, then also realisedd how much shorter Europeans were back then too
yeah but f††† stalin, and, exactly
Napoleon syndrome confirmed
And then the Japs kept on eating rice and not getting any taller
Also every historical figure before 1500 is prolly below 170
The rifles they used in WW2 were nearly as tall as they were
napoleon is taller than me, f††† his priv
French inches are longer than English ones
my height-challenged dad should have bred with a woman who wasnt 5'2"
thats why im gonna marry an amazonian woman
So Napoleon beeing short is propaganda from the UK
Do you have stretch marks?
Im short and got stretch marks
an inch over the avrage of the day
sad
man
why
why would that give you those
are you sure youre not fat
Everyone was shorter back when Napoleon was around anyway
Im never been fat
okay, well to answer your question yeah probly on my thighs or something but *probly not from being short*
To be fair tough 5:9 aint short tho?
5'9" is only a little short
it's just not 6 foot, which is where 'not short' is
this is the most feminine discussion I've ever seen here
napoleon was short enough to have artists draw him taller
we gonna start talking about fuckin' hairstyles next?
ah shit.
shouldn't have said that..
haha
I should get a haircut