(seriously though, pro wrestling once had State Athletic Commissions presiding over them)

idk, if i convert to metric will i sound taller?

Daddy Peterson 😩

Presumably because people with the SAC were too stupid back in the day to realise that wrasslin' don't real sport

entertainment wrestling is more of a performance

Apparently Peterson is 6'1" https://www.reddit.com/r/JordanPeterson/comments/6ol8x9/anyone_know_how_tall_jordan_is/

well.

yes.

@M4Gunner Convert it to metric I'll tell you if it sounds tall

theres some international travel ish benefits to being legitimised as a sport thats probly why they do it

176

That's my height

167

wat

167 is pretty short

6'1 is 180+

well if i had some money it wouldnt matter

Makes sense

but you know, them Heely shoes are a godsend

cause they dont look like Carlton shoes

I mean it didnt stop tom cruise

small man syndrome is real af tho

Tax dollahs y'all

not even scientology stopped Cruise, though it did put a bit of a dent in him

in fact there arent a lot of role models my height cause they all grow up bitched out

wrasslin make big money, state want some o' dat

thats why Shapiro my nigga

Einstein is kinda short no?

5 9

Stalin was like 5’5

I was thinking to myself how shocking it must have been for the Japs when they first met Europeans, then also realisedd how much shorter Europeans were back then too

yeah but f††† stalin, and, exactly

Napoleon syndrome confirmed

And then the Japs kept on eating rice and not getting any taller

Also every historical figure before 1500 is prolly below 170

The rifles they used in WW2 were nearly as tall as they were

napoleon is taller than me, f††† his priv

French inches are longer than English ones

my height-challenged dad should have bred with a woman who wasnt 5'2"

thats why im gonna marry an amazonian woman