True story: we had a fraternity whose pet rooster got loose one night, and it was wreaking havoc and mayhem for several city blocks, running all over the damn place attacking people walking their dogs, jogging, etc. We got 9-1-1 calls for hours. We literally had like 6 officers chasing this damn thing for an hour and a half until they finally gave up...they couldn't find it. So, the Sergeant on duty had one of the rookie officers put out a BOLO (Be on the Look Out) warning over the radio...as required by department procedures. Of course, he had to describe this damn rooster over the police radio...ya know...it was complete hilarity.

We laughed about that for days and days

frickin' Rooster BOLO

Lol

@Phillip Wiglesworth - FL LOL. I had a neighbor who had one of his chickens stolen so he put up "LOST CHICKEN" signs with a photo and I always wondered if the photo was of that particular chicken or not.

What kind of lowlife guttersnipe would pilfer someone's beloved chicken?

This was in Lawrence, KS...my original hometown. Ya know...where KU is. Fraternity named their rooster "Jayhawk"

Still makes me laugh thinking about that night

@Selma There was a satanist cult in town, the police said it was probably them. other animals had gone missing too

What is worse, vegans or satanists?

Definitely satanists

I feel bad I haven’t been active lately. How’s everyone been lately and what’s your guys plans for thanksgiving! Also bird.

@Sam Anderson no vegan ever called me privileged cisgender white male

Vegans are much better. Hell I was vegan for a while, I don’t blame people for practicing it, it made me feel pretty light while I did it.

But I do blame people who practice satanism. Literally no excuse.

OMG I just remembered...the Sergeant had the rookie cop draw a "WANTED" poster of the rooster based on witness description. We photocopied that thing and pasted it EVERYWHERE in the department

That sounds like the hwitest police department ever.

ahhhhh man...good times

hazing the rookies

Speaking of feminist garbage, lemme show you some real nonsense from my course taught by a male feminist Jewish professor... Its like these people observe the same world we do and are mad about it. A RetCon of reality.

I wasn't ever a vegan, but I was vegetarian for a year or two and tbh if it wasn't for the all the protein in meat, I'd probably still be a vegetarian.

@Selma Well...it *is* Kansas. Tho to be fair, Lawrence has a large Indian population due to Haskell Indian Junior College there, too.

Yeah, I'm a vegetarian by my values, but meat is just too delicious.

I always fail my values!

@Phillip Wiglesworth - FL that's hilarious about the rookie hazing, I love those funny kinds of stories

I was a vegetarian for about 4 months a few years ago. I did it for the animals, but they taste so good. <:sad:366743316475281408>

😂😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIWg9HENMx0 lmao just like almost every other troop on deployment, Vice

They literally know nothing just lol

😂 that’s for sure lol

At least they can grab a beer at night

"There's no enemy to fight here" ah yes, I forgot that every soldier deployed abroad is in combat. My bad!

I'm cracking up

Most of what we did in the Army was standing around with absolutely nothing to do, waiting for end of day release formation...with intermittent naps and smoke breaks)

“Trumps proposal to send the troops to the border would cost $200 million!” As opposed to costing $200 million wherever they otherwise would be

If Vice had watched even the most basic of documentaries or asked any deployed soldier a basic question, they would know that 90% of what the Army does on deployment is sit and wait

Repeat that 5 times a week, and sometimes on Saturdays and Sundays when we all got called in cause some jackwad got a DUI Friday night and the whole battalion had to suffer for it.

Vice is literally gay.

All my deployed friends and family say the same thing. At least these soldiers are guarding OUR borders and doing something relatively safe to earn that paycheck besides sitting around.