@Selma There was a satanist cult in town, the police said it was probably them. other animals had gone missing too

What is worse, vegans or satanists?

Definitely satanists

I feel bad I haven’t been active lately. How’s everyone been lately and what’s your guys plans for thanksgiving! Also bird.

@Sam Anderson no vegan ever called me privileged cisgender white male

Vegans are much better. Hell I was vegan for a while, I don’t blame people for practicing it, it made me feel pretty light while I did it.

But I do blame people who practice satanism. Literally no excuse.

OMG I just remembered...the Sergeant had the rookie cop draw a "WANTED" poster of the rooster based on witness description. We photocopied that thing and pasted it EVERYWHERE in the department

That sounds like the hwitest police department ever.

ahhhhh man...good times

hazing the rookies

Speaking of feminist garbage, lemme show you some real nonsense from my course taught by a male feminist Jewish professor... Its like these people observe the same world we do and are mad about it. A RetCon of reality.

I wasn't ever a vegan, but I was vegetarian for a year or two and tbh if it wasn't for the all the protein in meat, I'd probably still be a vegetarian.

@Selma Well...it *is* Kansas. Tho to be fair, Lawrence has a large Indian population due to Haskell Indian Junior College there, too.

Yeah, I'm a vegetarian by my values, but meat is just too delicious.

I always fail my values!

@Phillip Wiglesworth - FL that's hilarious about the rookie hazing, I love those funny kinds of stories

I was a vegetarian for about 4 months a few years ago. I did it for the animals, but they taste so good. <:sad:366743316475281408>

😂😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIWg9HENMx0 lmao just like almost every other troop on deployment, Vice

They literally know nothing just lol

😂 that’s for sure lol

At least they can grab a beer at night

"There's no enemy to fight here" ah yes, I forgot that every soldier deployed abroad is in combat. My bad!

I'm cracking up

Most of what we did in the Army was standing around with absolutely nothing to do, waiting for end of day release formation...with intermittent naps and smoke breaks)

“Trumps proposal to send the troops to the border would cost $200 million!” As opposed to costing $200 million wherever they otherwise would be

If Vice had watched even the most basic of documentaries or asked any deployed soldier a basic question, they would know that 90% of what the Army does on deployment is sit and wait

Repeat that 5 times a week, and sometimes on Saturdays and Sundays when we all got called in cause some jackwad got a DUI Friday night and the whole battalion had to suffer for it.

Vice is literally gay.

All my deployed friends and family say the same thing. At least these soldiers are guarding OUR borders and doing something relatively safe to earn that paycheck besides sitting around.

Yeah we have a massive freaking military. Station them on the border where we have an actual threat

In all seriousness tho...the entire purpose of having a standing army is to be there - ready in case there's something to do - but most of the time have absolutely nothing to do. This is a good thing.

I agree, but right now there is a literal invasion coming north...

Ya, so they're standing there with nothing to do until there _is_ something to do. That's the purpose.

Vice is so bourgeois and disconnected, they're either dumb or just trying to create a narrative and relying on the ignorance of their viewers. I'd imagine it's mainly the former but clearly they're targeting Trump

Yea, my point is they would be standing in another state doing nothing, so why not station them at the border, at least for now?

True that

I think they are both clueless and creating a narrative.