I eat a lot of pasta and oatmeal but am really thin because of cardio, salad, berries and a low fat diet. Not to brag but my calves are well defined according to others.

Gasoline, the truest bulk food

In my new house I'm gonna make Auntie Annes pretzels

Pasta and oatmeal are trash for your body, but at least you probably use the carbs for energy.

real white men eat blocks of salo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)

pic unrelated, don't season it just eat the whole block straight

^seconded

I won't even eat a banana unless I am going for a run.

RRRRRRrrrr's

Breakfast: Block of salo
Lunch: Block of salo
Dinner: Block of salo

^ This meal plan is endorsed by @Selma

Breakfast: Coffee and niacin
Lunch: Coffee and niacin
Dinner: Coffee and niacin

I hate bananas but I hate waking up in the night to severe leg cramps more

Damn dude

Australian aboriginals can run across the desert on a quart of petrol

Unless they encounter a road to nap in

It's like 40,000 cal a gallon

wait so like

if you drank gasoline, but not enough to die

would you gain weight?

Smartest IE conversation ever.

No, it's a meme. Your body can't actually metabolize gasoline

@John O - What about micro amounts.

Try it

inb4 all of leadership is typing again to tell us not to drink gasoline

Just make sure you say your R's properly

My father probably has swallowed well over a gallon of gas in his life, simply siphoning fuel lines (mechanic)

R

The green crustacean observed the running red fox.

@Papa Pizzagate lol mine too, worked on oil rigs for 15 years

@TylerHess I too have had to incorporate bananas into the diet due to my running routine and severe night cramps.

@Alex Kolchak - NY bottoms up, coward.

@Papa Pizzagate is he yolked?

The rabbit befriended the turtle who lived a crossed the river.

He was scary strong before he had a stroke.

Should we all microdose gas?

@Papa Pizzagate

who had a stroke ?

Side effects include stroke