Message from @Papa Pizzagate
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Australian aboriginals can run across the desert on a quart of petrol
Unless they encounter a road to nap in
It's like 40,000 cal a gallon
wait so like
if you drank gasoline, but not enough to die
would you gain weight?
Smartest IE conversation ever.
No, it's a meme. Your body can't actually metabolize gasoline
@John O - What about micro amounts.
Try it
inb4 all of leadership is typing again to tell us not to drink gasoline
Just make sure you say your R's properly
My father probably has swallowed well over a gallon of gas in his life, simply siphoning fuel lines (mechanic)
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The green crustacean observed the running red fox.
@Papa Pizzagate lol mine too, worked on oil rigs for 15 years
@TylerHess I too have had to incorporate bananas into the diet due to my running routine and severe night cramps.
@Alex Kolchak - NY bottoms up, coward.
@Papa Pizzagate is he yolked?
The rabbit befriended the turtle who lived a crossed the river.
Should we all microdose gas?
who had a stroke ?
Side effects include stroke
A risk I'm willing to take
@V.Balboa - PA my dad, 3 years ago.
OOOOO
is gasoline a carb, fat, or protein?
He spends his retirement gardening and doing little home diys.
Carb'
Diverse posting tonight, lads.
I can't want to buy my house
Gasoline is a carb
Gasoline kills you
Therefore, carbs kill you
Sounds like Monty Python logic
This is why you should do keto
Before the brain attack I would never stand a chance arm wrestling him, now I could do it with incredible ease.
Cherish your parents, and take good care of your heart.
@Selma do you float? you're probably a witch
sorry fam, rules are rules
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