Message from @John O -

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2018-11-24 23:58:05 UTC  

paleo diet ftw

2018-11-24 23:58:05 UTC  

@Trashboat how feel?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/516039840047824907/image0.jpg

2018-11-24 23:58:09 UTC  

Salo is probably the ideal keto food

2018-11-24 23:58:11 UTC  

Next you're telling me not to drink gasoline before i go running, where does it end?

2018-11-24 23:58:20 UTC  

but I still wish there was more keto Slav foods

2018-11-24 23:58:23 UTC  

Born to feel @Alex Kolchak - NY

2018-11-24 23:58:25 UTC  

I eat a lot of pasta and oatmeal but am really thin because of cardio, salad, berries and a low fat diet. Not to brag but my calves are well defined according to others.

2018-11-24 23:58:26 UTC  

Gasoline, the truest bulk food

2018-11-24 23:58:27 UTC  

In my new house I'm gonna make Auntie Annes pretzels

2018-11-24 23:58:49 UTC  

Pasta and oatmeal are trash for your body, but at least you probably use the carbs for energy.

2018-11-24 23:59:00 UTC  

real white men eat blocks of salo

2018-11-24 23:59:25 UTC  

pic unrelated, don't season it just eat the whole block straight

2018-11-24 23:59:25 UTC  

^seconded

2018-11-24 23:59:28 UTC  

I won't even eat a banana unless I am going for a run.

2018-11-24 23:59:32 UTC  

RRRRRRrrrr's

2018-11-24 23:59:59 UTC  

Breakfast: Block of salo
Lunch: Block of salo
Dinner: Block of salo

2018-11-25 00:00:19 UTC  

^ This meal plan is endorsed by @Selma

2018-11-25 00:00:24 UTC  

Breakfast: Coffee and niacin
Lunch: Coffee and niacin
Dinner: Coffee and niacin

2018-11-25 00:00:27 UTC  

I hate bananas but I hate waking up in the night to severe leg cramps more

2018-11-25 00:00:44 UTC  

Damn dude

2018-11-25 00:00:56 UTC  

Australian aboriginals can run across the desert on a quart of petrol

2018-11-25 00:01:04 UTC  

Unless they encounter a road to nap in

2018-11-25 00:01:12 UTC  

It's like 40,000 cal a gallon

2018-11-25 00:01:25 UTC  

wait so like

2018-11-25 00:01:37 UTC  

if you drank gasoline, but not enough to die

2018-11-25 00:01:41 UTC  

would you gain weight?

2018-11-25 00:01:45 UTC  

Smartest IE conversation ever.

2018-11-25 00:01:59 UTC  

No, it's a meme. Your body can't actually metabolize gasoline

2018-11-25 00:02:28 UTC  

@John O - What about micro amounts.

2018-11-25 00:02:35 UTC  

Try it

2018-11-25 00:02:59 UTC  

inb4 all of leadership is typing again to tell us not to drink gasoline

2018-11-25 00:03:02 UTC  

Just make sure you say your R's properly

2018-11-25 00:03:06 UTC  

My father probably has swallowed well over a gallon of gas in his life, simply siphoning fuel lines (mechanic)

2018-11-25 00:03:08 UTC  

R

2018-11-25 00:03:40 UTC  

The green crustacean observed the running red fox.

2018-11-25 00:03:42 UTC  

@Papa Pizzagate lol mine too, worked on oil rigs for 15 years

2018-11-25 00:03:55 UTC  

@TylerHess I too have had to incorporate bananas into the diet due to my running routine and severe night cramps.

2018-11-25 00:03:57 UTC  

@Alex Kolchak - NY bottoms up, coward.

2018-11-25 00:04:31 UTC  

@Papa Pizzagate is he yolked?

2018-11-25 00:04:54 UTC  

The rabbit befriended the turtle who lived a crossed the river.