paleo diet ftw
@Trashboat how feel?
Salo is probably the ideal keto food
Next you're telling me not to drink gasoline before i go running, where does it end?
but I still wish there was more keto Slav foods
Born to feel @Alex Kolchak - NY
I eat a lot of pasta and oatmeal but am really thin because of cardio, salad, berries and a low fat diet. Not to brag but my calves are well defined according to others.
Gasoline, the truest bulk food
In my new house I'm gonna make Auntie Annes pretzels
Pasta and oatmeal are trash for your body, but at least you probably use the carbs for energy.
real white men eat blocks of salo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)
pic unrelated, don't season it just eat the whole block straight
^seconded
I won't even eat a banana unless I am going for a run.
RRRRRRrrrr's
Breakfast: Block of salo Lunch: Block of salo Dinner: Block of salo
^ This meal plan is endorsed by @Selma
Breakfast: Coffee and niacin Lunch: Coffee and niacin Dinner: Coffee and niacin
I hate bananas but I hate waking up in the night to severe leg cramps more
Damn dude
Australian aboriginals can run across the desert on a quart of petrol
Unless they encounter a road to nap in
It's like 40,000 cal a gallon
wait so like
if you drank gasoline, but not enough to die
would you gain weight?
Smartest IE conversation ever.
No, it's a meme. Your body can't actually metabolize gasoline
@John O - What about micro amounts.
Try it
inb4 all of leadership is typing again to tell us not to drink gasoline
Just make sure you say your R's properly
My father probably has swallowed well over a gallon of gas in his life, simply siphoning fuel lines (mechanic)
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The green crustacean observed the running red fox.
@Papa Pizzagate lol mine too, worked on oil rigs for 15 years
@TylerHess I too have had to incorporate bananas into the diet due to my running routine and severe night cramps.
@Alex Kolchak - NY bottoms up, coward.
@Papa Pizzagate is he yolked?
The rabbit befriended the turtle who lived a crossed the river.
