Message from @chaz
Discord ID: 771103425060143104
I think it's on the money
You see a safe on wheels, I see a dough-roller
I can't decide whether I should laugh or die inside at these.
I don't know either, but these jokes are pocket change compared to what I can make.
that's the beauty of dad jokes
Penny for your thoughts on these memes?
I'll keep rolling out these money jokes like the gov. rolls out stimulus checks.
Well yeah, you'd want hens to meet roosters, as hens are female
What do you call a gay scientist
A homogeneous
What do you call a straight scientist
A heterogeneous
lol
why was the dolphin depressed
he lost his porpoise in life
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this belongs here
[Non-trad dad joke]
The year is 2099 and science has developed a break through guaranteed cure for earworm songs. In an interview with the scientist, his only quote was, "What can I say except you're welcome?"
*-_-* no
Lol
Dads understand the struggle with wanting to make your kids happy while trying to keep your sanity
...it's my goal to exploit that weakness!
noooooo
Why aren’t their any jokes about America because freedom rings
Grammar would make that flow better^
Me and my recliner go way back<:LeoDecaprio:768140752525852742>
only uncultured swine don't like dad jokes.
Wow, that forest sure has a lot of Geome-Trees in it
