Message from @chaz

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2020-10-28 00:45:27 UTC  

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2020-10-28 00:54:52 UTC  

*Stay safe for a change.*

2020-10-28 01:27:39 UTC  

That doesn't make any cents

2020-10-28 01:31:17 UTC  

I think it's on the money

2020-10-28 01:35:29 UTC  

You see a safe on wheels, I see a dough-roller

2020-10-28 02:13:05 UTC  

I can't decide whether I should laugh or die inside at these.

2020-10-28 02:19:17 UTC  

I don't know either, but these jokes are pocket change compared to what I can make.

2020-10-28 02:23:45 UTC  

that's the beauty of dad jokes

2020-10-28 02:30:55 UTC  

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2020-10-28 03:17:54 UTC  

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2020-10-28 03:39:12 UTC  

Penny for your thoughts on these memes?

2020-10-28 03:40:28 UTC  

I'll keep rolling out these money jokes like the gov. rolls out stimulus checks.

2020-10-28 05:06:19 UTC  

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2020-10-28 05:06:25 UTC  

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2020-10-28 05:06:35 UTC  

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2020-10-28 05:06:41 UTC  

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2020-10-28 14:31:05 UTC  

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2020-10-28 14:36:33 UTC  

Well yeah, you'd want hens to meet roosters, as hens are female

2020-10-28 14:47:28 UTC  

What do you call a gay scientist
A homogeneous
What do you call a straight scientist
A heterogeneous

2020-10-28 15:47:12 UTC  

lol

2020-10-28 18:04:45 UTC  

why was the dolphin depressed

2020-10-28 18:05:48 UTC  

he lost his porpoise in life

2020-10-28 19:16:59 UTC  

<:dogekek:726878872607653918>

2020-10-28 20:09:42 UTC  

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2020-10-28 20:09:56 UTC  

this belongs here

2020-10-28 20:44:31 UTC  

[Non-trad dad joke]
The year is 2099 and science has developed a break through guaranteed cure for earworm songs. In an interview with the scientist, his only quote was, "What can I say except you're welcome?"

2020-10-28 20:57:16 UTC  

*-_-* no

2020-10-28 22:37:36 UTC  

Lol

2020-10-28 22:40:57 UTC  

Dads understand the struggle with wanting to make your kids happy while trying to keep your sanity

2020-10-28 22:41:11 UTC  

...it's my goal to exploit that weakness!

2020-10-29 00:53:13 UTC  

noooooo

2020-10-29 01:33:37 UTC  

Why aren’t their any jokes about America because freedom rings

2020-10-29 01:40:09 UTC  

Grammar would make that flow better^

2020-10-29 02:49:23 UTC  

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2020-10-29 04:50:38 UTC  

Me and my recliner go way back<:LeoDecaprio:768140752525852742>

2020-10-29 12:04:49 UTC  

only uncultured swine don't like dad jokes.

2020-10-29 15:50:21 UTC  

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2020-10-29 17:35:30 UTC  

Wow, that forest sure has a lot of Geome-Trees in it

2020-10-29 18:27:13 UTC  

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