Penny for your thoughts on these memes?

I'll keep rolling out these money jokes like the gov. rolls out stimulus checks.

Well yeah, you'd want hens to meet roosters, as hens are female

What do you call a gay scientist
A homogeneous
What do you call a straight scientist
A heterogeneous

lol

why was the dolphin depressed

he lost his porpoise in life

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this belongs here

[Non-trad dad joke]
The year is 2099 and science has developed a break through guaranteed cure for earworm songs. In an interview with the scientist, his only quote was, "What can I say except you're welcome?"

*-_-* no

Lol

Dads understand the struggle with wanting to make your kids happy while trying to keep your sanity

...it's my goal to exploit that weakness!

noooooo

Why aren’t their any jokes about America because freedom rings

Grammar would make that flow better^

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only uncultured swine don't like dad jokes.

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Wow, that forest sure has a lot of Geome-Trees in it

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> What's the difference between a bum driving a bicycle and a guy in a tux driving a bicycle?
>
> ''Attire''
@BrightPopz Would have been funnier if the guy in the tux was riding a tricycle

great suggestion

Question: what kind of weapon is presidential

Answer: ray gun

If two vegans are fighting, is it still called a beef?

top 10 questions science can't answer