Message from @CoolGuard
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If you throw a toilet plunger at someone's face it will not stick. All it gets you are assault charges and a restraining order. Warner Brothers LIED!
Sounds like every Thanksgiving I've ever had.
(Apply these to the Cheese meme above)
Sorry if you think this is cheesy
I think it is Gouda
He is going to slice him up. (Like how you slice cheese)
If he was fighting a woman he might use that cheese and cracker skull with it
Looks like that weapon choice was Kraft-y
If that other guy was trying to disarm him he should have brought something a little grater
@EchoFiveJuliet would that be considered dead pan?
I was so confused at first... <:ZedBiden:769281795228958740>
I met an atheist the other day who worked for a charity.
It was a non-prophet organization.
Did you ever think maybe "hot" chocolate wants to be called smart chocolate with a good personality at least once in a while?
me: i have some jokes about liberals that i cant tell to you
you: Why?
me: because they dont work
*Stay safe for a change.*
That doesn't make any cents
I think it's on the money
You see a safe on wheels, I see a dough-roller
I can't decide whether I should laugh or die inside at these.
I don't know either, but these jokes are pocket change compared to what I can make.
that's the beauty of dad jokes
Penny for your thoughts on these memes?
I'll keep rolling out these money jokes like the gov. rolls out stimulus checks.
Well yeah, you'd want hens to meet roosters, as hens are female
What do you call a gay scientist
A homogeneous
What do you call a straight scientist
A heterogeneous