Message from @Scarface6305
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haha
Chuck Norris once entered a marathon.
||After he won, he was disqualified because it was a bike race.||
If you throw a toilet plunger at someone's face it will not stick. All it gets you are assault charges and a restraining order. Warner Brothers LIED!
Sounds like every Thanksgiving I've ever had.
(Apply these to the Cheese meme above)
Sorry if you think this is cheesy
I think it is Gouda
He is going to slice him up. (Like how you slice cheese)
If he was fighting a woman he might use that cheese and cracker skull with it
Looks like that weapon choice was Kraft-y
If that other guy was trying to disarm him he should have brought something a little grater
@EchoFiveJuliet would that be considered dead pan?
I was so confused at first... <:ZedBiden:769281795228958740>
I met an atheist the other day who worked for a charity.
It was a non-prophet organization.
Did you ever think maybe "hot" chocolate wants to be called smart chocolate with a good personality at least once in a while?
me: i have some jokes about liberals that i cant tell to you
you: Why?
*Stay safe for a change.*
That doesn't make any cents
I think it's on the money
You see a safe on wheels, I see a dough-roller
I can't decide whether I should laugh or die inside at these.
I don't know either, but these jokes are pocket change compared to what I can make.
that's the beauty of dad jokes
Penny for your thoughts on these memes?
I'll keep rolling out these money jokes like the gov. rolls out stimulus checks.