The weasel

@Porcupioneer What did you warn me for? The N-word????? That’s not even used nor implied in my meme???

@Porcupioneer it’s a word play on the well-known phrase “cogito ergo sum”/“I think, therefore I am” 😂 😂 😂

My brother was addicted the hokey pokey. He had a rough time but he turned himself around.

@ophrex 😐

I would be interested in knowing how I think therefore I am is a word play on the n word? if anything his covid therefore I use zoom meeting should be in the covid meme section. I thought it was witty, after having to look it up. unless I am wrong?

What was a violation was deleted because it was a violation @rr . No need to pile on here.

@thewardy People say I’m addicted to brake fluid, But I can stop anytime I want.

Lol

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something...

Wanna hear the best dad joke? So do I so I will keep waiting.

What happens when you step on a grape?... It lets out a little wine.

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you should get some cheese to go with that also

There is one thing I want to know, Is a transfat a protein that wants to be a fat?

She be like, "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" 🤣 🤣 🤣

What do you call an angry father's mood? A dad-itude.

You can put that in #lame-not-funny-jokes

After you

Descendants of the man who wrote "The Raven" and descendants of the brothers who invented the airplane decided to have a trivia competition. The outcome was a draw: the teams finished with a score of 20-20. They tried to break the tie with a singing competition, with one team singing "YMCA" and the other singing "Despacito", but the audience vote was again a tie. The conclusion? ||Poe kids are just as bright and just as talented as Wright kids.||

*groans* That is a good one!

Pretty sure they'd taste better baked

Guns don't kill people; Chuck Norris does.

When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, France surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris can eat just *one* Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris never hides; he only seeks.

Chuck Norris is so smart, Stephen Hawking stood up to bow down to him.

(I'll limit it to five a day.)

Didn't realize we're living in the year 2012.

Chuck Norris was born May 10 1940. The Germans surrendered May 8 May 1945