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you should get some cheese to go with that also
There is one thing I want to know, Is a transfat a protein that wants to be a fat?
What do you call an angry father's mood? A dad-itude.
You can put that in #lame-not-funny-jokes
After you
Descendants of the man who wrote "The Raven" and descendants of the brothers who invented the airplane decided to have a trivia competition. The outcome was a draw: the teams finished with a score of 20-20. They tried to break the tie with a singing competition, with one team singing "YMCA" and the other singing "Despacito", but the audience vote was again a tie. The conclusion? ||Poe kids are just as bright and just as talented as Wright kids.||
*groans* That is a good one!
Pretty sure they'd taste better baked
Guns don't kill people; Chuck Norris does.
When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, France surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can eat just *one* Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris never hides; he only seeks.
Chuck Norris is so smart, Stephen Hawking stood up to bow down to him.
(I'll limit it to five a day.)
Didn't realize we're living in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris was born May 10 1940. The Germans surrendered May 8 May 1945
Chuck norris has been exposed to the coronavirus,
The virus is now in quarentine for two weeks
This just in- In an expected turn of events, Independent candidate Chuck Norris just won the election by a landslide. And he has chosen Donald J Trump as his Vice President. After the Supreme Court ruling, Chuck Norris was discovered to be the the true elected presidential candidate
**The White House is now ForBiden**
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
> **The White House is now ForBiden**
@PeayeS not yet, thing can still change =/
Meepling, that's the joke.
Also, "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."
Did you hear that wolves, foxes, coyotes, jackals, and dholes formed their own nation? The national anthem is “||O Canidae||”.
What’s green and has wheels?
||Grass I lied about the wheels||
What’s a vampire favorite desert?
||Nothing they don’t exist ||
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
||Because they are dead.||
*writes down name on watchlist*