you should get some cheese to go with that also

There is one thing I want to know, Is a transfat a protein that wants to be a fat?

She be like, "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" 🤣 🤣 🤣

What do you call an angry father's mood? A dad-itude.

You can put that in #lame-not-funny-jokes

After you

Descendants of the man who wrote "The Raven" and descendants of the brothers who invented the airplane decided to have a trivia competition. The outcome was a draw: the teams finished with a score of 20-20. They tried to break the tie with a singing competition, with one team singing "YMCA" and the other singing "Despacito", but the audience vote was again a tie. The conclusion? ||Poe kids are just as bright and just as talented as Wright kids.||

*groans* That is a good one!

Pretty sure they'd taste better baked

Guns don't kill people; Chuck Norris does.

When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, France surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris can eat just *one* Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris never hides; he only seeks.

Chuck Norris is so smart, Stephen Hawking stood up to bow down to him.

(I'll limit it to five a day.)

Didn't realize we're living in the year 2012.

Chuck Norris was born May 10 1940. The Germans surrendered May 8 May 1945

Chuck norris has been exposed to the coronavirus,

The virus is now in quarentine for two weeks

This just in- In an expected turn of events, Independent candidate Chuck Norris just won the election by a landslide. And he has chosen Donald J Trump as his Vice President. After the Supreme Court ruling, Chuck Norris was discovered to be the the true elected presidential candidate

**The White House is now ForBiden**

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

> **The White House is now ForBiden**
@PeayeS not yet, thing can still change =/

Meepling, that's the joke.

Also, "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/341615076761010176/769174411936006164/c23c742d-2bb9-4999-936d-14cc2c5db5bf.jpg

Did you hear that wolves, foxes, coyotes, jackals, and dholes formed their own nation? The national anthem is “||O Canidae||”.

What’s green and has wheels?

||Grass I lied about the wheels||

What’s a vampire favorite desert?

||Nothing they don’t exist ||

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

||Because they are dead.||

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

*writes down name on watchlist*