Message from @DishonoredRonin
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Wanna hear the best dad joke? So do I so I will keep waiting.
What happens when you step on a grape?... It lets out a little wine.
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you should get some cheese to go with that also
There is one thing I want to know, Is a transfat a protein that wants to be a fat?
She be like, "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" 🤣 🤣 🤣
What do you call an angry father's mood? A dad-itude.
You can put that in #lame-not-funny-jokes
After you
Descendants of the man who wrote "The Raven" and descendants of the brothers who invented the airplane decided to have a trivia competition. The outcome was a draw: the teams finished with a score of 20-20. They tried to break the tie with a singing competition, with one team singing "YMCA" and the other singing "Despacito", but the audience vote was again a tie. The conclusion? ||Poe kids are just as bright and just as talented as Wright kids.||
*groans* That is a good one!
Pretty sure they'd taste better baked
Guns don't kill people; Chuck Norris does.
When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, France surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can eat just *one* Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris never hides; he only seeks.
Chuck Norris is so smart, Stephen Hawking stood up to bow down to him.
Didn't realize we're living in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris was born May 10 1940. The Germans surrendered May 8 May 1945
Chuck norris has been exposed to the coronavirus,
The virus is now in quarentine for two weeks
This just in- In an expected turn of events, Independent candidate Chuck Norris just won the election by a landslide. And he has chosen Donald J Trump as his Vice President. After the Supreme Court ruling, Chuck Norris was discovered to be the the true elected presidential candidate
**The White House is now ForBiden**
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
> **The White House is now ForBiden**
@PeayeS not yet, thing can still change =/
Meepling, that's the joke.
Also, "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."
Did you hear that wolves, foxes, coyotes, jackals, and dholes formed their own nation? The national anthem is “||O Canidae||”.
What’s green and has wheels?
||Grass I lied about the wheels||
What’s a vampire favorite desert?
||Nothing they don’t exist ||
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?