Message from @Chief Kirby

Discord ID: 775160782819688468


2020-11-07 16:15:57 UTC  

I would be interested in knowing how I think therefore I am is a word play on the n word? if anything his covid therefore I use zoom meeting should be in the covid meme section. I thought it was witty, after having to look it up. unless I am wrong?

2020-11-07 16:33:47 UTC  

What was a violation was deleted because it was a violation @rr . No need to pile on here.

2020-11-07 17:05:09 UTC  

@thewardy People say I’m addicted to brake fluid, But I can stop anytime I want.

2020-11-07 17:40:10 UTC  

Lol

2020-11-07 18:37:54 UTC  

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2020-11-07 18:38:58 UTC  

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2020-11-07 20:16:46 UTC  

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2020-11-07 20:31:35 UTC  

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2020-11-07 22:43:45 UTC  

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2020-11-07 23:20:24 UTC  

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something...

2020-11-08 02:00:55 UTC  

Wanna hear the best dad joke? So do I so I will keep waiting.

2020-11-08 02:18:35 UTC  

What happens when you step on a grape?... It lets out a little wine.

2020-11-08 02:51:42 UTC  

<:TrumpSmile:720121948088041513>

2020-11-08 04:28:37 UTC  

you should get some cheese to go with that also

2020-11-08 05:34:00 UTC  

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2020-11-08 13:14:05 UTC  

There is one thing I want to know, Is a transfat a protein that wants to be a fat?

She be like, "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" 🀣 🀣 🀣

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2020-11-08 23:16:35 UTC  

What do you call an angry father's mood? A dad-itude.

2020-11-09 00:50:48 UTC  

You can put that in #lame-not-funny-jokes

2020-11-09 00:52:12 UTC  

After you

2020-11-09 01:59:09 UTC  

Descendants of the man who wrote "The Raven" and descendants of the brothers who invented the airplane decided to have a trivia competition. The outcome was a draw: the teams finished with a score of 20-20. They tried to break the tie with a singing competition, with one team singing "YMCA" and the other singing "Despacito", but the audience vote was again a tie. The conclusion? ||Poe kids are just as bright and just as talented as Wright kids.||

2020-11-09 02:17:32 UTC  

*groans* That is a good one!

2020-11-09 02:36:11 UTC  

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2020-11-09 02:36:20 UTC  

Pretty sure they'd taste better baked

2020-11-09 03:12:53 UTC  

Guns don't kill people; Chuck Norris does.

2020-11-09 03:13:55 UTC  

When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, France surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

2020-11-09 03:14:21 UTC  

Chuck Norris can eat just *one* Lay's potato chip.

2020-11-09 03:15:26 UTC  

Chuck Norris never hides; he only seeks.

2020-11-09 03:15:50 UTC  

Chuck Norris is so smart, Stephen Hawking stood up to bow down to him.

2020-11-09 03:16:02 UTC  

(I'll limit it to five a day.)

2020-11-09 03:56:54 UTC  

Didn't realize we're living in the year 2012.

2020-11-09 05:12:33 UTC  

Chuck Norris was born May 10 1940. The Germans surrendered May 8 May 1945

2020-11-09 05:12:37 UTC  

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2020-11-09 05:51:38 UTC  

Chuck norris has been exposed to the coronavirus,

The virus is now in quarentine for two weeks

2020-11-09 07:10:50 UTC  

This just in- In an expected turn of events, Independent candidate Chuck Norris just won the election by a landslide. And he has chosen Donald J Trump as his Vice President. After the Supreme Court ruling, Chuck Norris was discovered to be the the true elected presidential candidate

2020-11-09 11:55:25 UTC  

**The White House is now ForBiden**

2020-11-09 15:01:18 UTC  

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

2020-11-09 15:15:35 UTC  

> **The White House is now ForBiden**
@PeayeS not yet, thing can still change =/

2020-11-09 17:25:41 UTC  

Meepling, that's the joke.

2020-11-09 17:28:45 UTC  

Also, "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."