I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised

So.. She’s got that Nancy Pelosi look going?

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There's a reason we're called the right and they're the left, Cause we're right and they ain't!

GUYS

Have you heard?

Of the Italian chef who died

He pasta away

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-office-laughing-gif-6194560

I dont get why parents are always asking their kids to pick up their rooms! First of all it's just crazy anyone would expect a child to clean up an entire house considering every room has something of the child's within it, but its physically impossible to pick up a room. Let alone a house.

Was gonna put a second joke after this but it wasn't very funny because I spaced on it.

No this isn't a joke either I'm just apollogizing

My dad actually responds to me or at least reads my messages within 1-5 minutes so

My step-dad takes like 24 hours most the time

My dad responds with Daily wire articles

"Is drinking 5 cups of coffee a day ethically right?" By Ben Shapiro

Who’s in charge of making sure there’s no counterfeit money in Canada? ||Justin True-dough.||

.warn @Cqllel Rule 6 violation

Oh gawd

RIP Free Speech ;c

<#719770967542333442> @Cqllel

Yeah I read it

smh

fReE sPeECh

If you are in to
Beastiality
Necrophilia
Sadism
Are you just flogging a dead horse ?

Chain mail?

No....How do you not get it?

I thought that *was* the joke.

Now *I* wonder if *I* don't get it.

"Chain mail" can refer to a type of armor or to a type of message (online or otherwise) that encourages you to forward it to a certain amount of friends. So I assumed that was the joke. Am I dumb?

Nah you good. I hope. Idk now I dont think I get it.

No I was just playing that’s it lol

Dad joke gaslighting 101

Lol

XD