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Did you hear that wolves, foxes, coyotes, jackals, and dholes formed their own nation? The national anthem is “||O Canidae||”.

What’s green and has wheels?

||Grass I lied about the wheels||

What’s a vampire favorite desert?

||Nothing they don’t exist ||

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

||Because they are dead.||

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*writes down name on watchlist*

*Finds watchlist and scribbles over name*

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*Oh my goodness....*
Ok

Not sure if this a dad joke but..

Very much a dad joke lol

That is a high ranking dad joke at that

When Trump took over office from Obama
||Orange is the new Black||

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What did Biden say to the hair stylist? ||Comb on, man!||

Ah

Ah

Choo!

bless you

Thank you

Maybe the orange juice just needs to concentrate harder.

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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris punched his way out at birth. Hence the term "C-section".

Chuck Norris can fit five billiard balls in his mouth.

Chuck Norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast, and shits out masterpieces.

Ever see the Grand Canyon? Chuck Norris had nothing to do with it, he just went there once on a family vacation.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German airplane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "BANG!"

Those aren't dad jokes they are Chuck Norris jokes. Maybe change the channel name from dad jokes to BAD-Jokes 😛

dad jokes are good, norris jokes are not

But Chuck Norris invented dad jokes

The Mods told me to post them here.