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*Oh my goodness....*
Ok

Not sure if this a dad joke but..

Very much a dad joke lol

That is a high ranking dad joke at that

When Trump took over office from Obama
||Orange is the new Black||

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

What did Biden say to the hair stylist? ||Comb on, man!||

Ah

Ah

Choo!

bless you

Thank you

Maybe the orange juice just needs to concentrate harder.

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris punched his way out at birth. Hence the term "C-section".

Chuck Norris can fit five billiard balls in his mouth.

Chuck Norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast, and shits out masterpieces.

Ever see the Grand Canyon? Chuck Norris had nothing to do with it, he just went there once on a family vacation.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German airplane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "BANG!"

Those aren't dad jokes they are Chuck Norris jokes. Maybe change the channel name from dad jokes to BAD-Jokes 😛

dad jokes are good, norris jokes are not

But Chuck Norris invented dad jokes

The Mods told me to post them here.

ah got ya

How do I sneak candy into the movie theater?

Let’s just say I have a couple Twix up my sleeves

I like Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline @Lucario

Why was the blonde mad at her drivers test score?

she got an F for sex

Why did the man run around his bed? ||Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep||

```A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.```

> Why was the blonde mad at her drivers test score?
> she got an F for sex
@Knotty Found the two blondes who reacted with ❓ instead of with <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

```Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.```